What's on your mind?
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"
"Do you have any cans?"
"...No. Sorry."
"Do you like the [local gardens place]?"
"No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.
You can say tits here?
It doesn't even belong on the list! Such a friendly little word.0 -
Wascally_Wabbit wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"
"Do you have any cans?"
"...No. Sorry."
"Do you like the [local gardens place]?"
"No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.
You can say tits here?
It doesn't even belong on the list! Such a friendly little word.
How do you know they are little???😮💨0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it
This happens to my ex husband all the time.
He’s had all sorts of people tell him that.
We stopped patronizing a certain Mexican restaurant because the waiters/waitress always commented on his eyes, he doesn’t enjoy it.
I find it irritating when I’m with him.
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PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Wascally_Wabbit wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"
"Do you have any cans?"
"...No. Sorry."
"Do you like the [local gardens place]?"
"No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.
You can say tits here?
It doesn't even belong on the list! Such a friendly little word.
How do you know they are little???😮💨
Wabbit intuition 🐰0 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »My colleague had a meeting with some clients yesterday – a woman and her husband. From all the way upstairs, I could hear them on the main floor when the woman said, “I’m sorry for staring, but you have the most penetrating blue eyes.” so now we can’t leave him alone about it
This happens to my ex husband all the time.
He’s had all sorts of people tell him that.
We stopped patronizing a certain Mexican restaurant because the waiters/waitress always commented on his eyes, he doesn’t enjoy it.
I find it irritating when I’m with him.
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Finished up my 42 hour fast a few hours ago. Not weight loss related, I just like doing them and feel great. And it helps with some other things. But it’s been a long time since I’ve done one. Makes me wonder why. Why did I stop? I’m gonna do them regularly again2
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I must be getting old. I'm at a high school Homecoming football game (small, private schools). More than half of these boys look much too young/small to be on the field0
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My cancer drive today was a sweet old man. He asked if I could walk with him into his building to a bench, he'd be ok from there. He held out his arm for me to take he was so sweet4
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I was walking from Starbucks to my work this morning and a man that I passed spoke to me but I couldn't hear him so I took my earbud out and said, "sorry?"
"Do you have any cans?"
"...No. Sorry."
"Do you like the [local gardens place]?"
"No. I don't," which was a *kitten* ridiculous answer because everyone loves them, they're beautiful, but I was so confused as to what was happening. Why was I being asked for cans? Did he mean my tits? Did he mean real cans of food? No idea.
You can say tits here?
*kitten*
Piss
*kitten*
*kitten*
*kitten*
*kitten*
Tits
Just checking
Kinda surprised the fifth one didn't work.
Edit: Also surprised these words even exist in @glassyo 's innocent mind.
George Carlin, bayyyyyyybe.
I actually had to look them up because I always forget one but then remember why I forget it when I see it. And now it's this whole big thing with the kids today and I cringe every time I see it.
Also, some form of *kitten* is like every other word out of my mouth these days.
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The Amish did a good job on my sunroom roof a few years ago and I’m wondering if I should hire them to do the barn0
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »The Amish did a good job on my sunroom roof a few years ago and I’m wondering if I should hire them to do the barn
😀
https://youtu.be/-wlwtpH1ldM?si=Lf5HJOkUOjmi20PL 1 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »The Amish did a good job on my sunroom roof a few years ago and I’m wondering if I should hire them to do the barn
😀https://youtu.be/-wlwtpH1ldM?si=Lf5HJOkUOjmi20PL
😂 they really are fast😂1 -
Wondering when I'll be well again. Maybe in a week?1
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There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS0
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?1 -
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!
Do you know the movie ?
ETA - missed you too friend 😉
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!
Do you know the movie ?
I don’t! But because it’s you, I am googling
ETA: I definitely feel like I should’ve known this0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!
Do you know the movie ?
I don’t! But because it’s you, I am googling
ETA: I definitely feel like I should’ve known this
I messed up the quote with the “is” so you get a pass - hands down prolly my fav movie - at least top 3
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But what if I’m the exception?1
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!
Do you know the movie ?
I don’t! But because it’s you, I am googling
ETA: I definitely feel like I should’ve known this
I messed up the quote with the “is” so you get a pass - hands down prolly my fav movie - at least top 3
How come we don’t have a top five desert island thread?0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!
Do you know the movie ?
I don’t! But because it’s you, I am googling
ETA: I definitely feel like I should’ve known this
I messed up the quote with the “is” so you get a pass - hands down prolly my fav movie - at least top 3
How come we don’t have a top five desert island thread?
Hmmm - where’s recokoner when we Need thread no one else will make ??0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
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@Reckoner67_again please come homeitchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!
Do you know the movie ?
I don’t! But because it’s you, I am googling
ETA: I definitely feel like I should’ve known this
I messed up the quote with the “is” so you get a pass - hands down prolly my fav movie - at least top 3
How come we don’t have a top five desert island thread?
Hmmm - where’s recokoner when we Need thread no one else will make ??
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »
@Reckoner67_again please come homeitchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »There’s no “what movie quote is on your mind”? FFS
Is that a tastey burger ? Do you have a beverage so I can wash this down?
Omg i missed you!
Do you know the movie ?
I don’t! But because it’s you, I am googling
ETA: I definitely feel like I should’ve known this
I messed up the quote with the “is” so you get a pass - hands down prolly my fav movie - at least top 3
How come we don’t have a top five desert island thread?
Hmmm - where’s recokoner when we Need thread no one else will make ??
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I wish I had more calories to eat today. Too bad I can't go to the gym.0
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“you are so much less attractive when I’m sober.“0
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