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itchmyTwitch wrote: »
Don't put your eggs in multi baskets0 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »I keep hearing how genetic scientists are working to make a Wooly Mammoth.
We can’t seem to keep the human scum from killing the elephants that are left on the planet.
Why Wooly Mammoths?
Seems incredibly stupid to me. 🤯
Seems like a good way to accidentally create a virus nobody can tolerate.1 -
Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garagePlentyofProtein00 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »
Don't put your eggs in multi baskets0 -
Acting like you were raised well will get you far in life, Act like an ahole and you’re gonna be eating 🐴 💩 and biscuits for dinner
-grandpa when I was like 7 🤗2 -
BriansTrident wrote: »Acting like you were raised well will get you far in life, Act like an ahole and you’re gonna be eating 🐴 💩 and biscuits for dinner
-grandpa when I was like 7 🤗
Solid advice, grandpa. 👍0 -
Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garagePlentyofProtein00 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »
Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
goes double for boots and rollerskates0 -
that’s so sad…….🤣0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »
Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garagePlentyofProtein00 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »
Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
goes double for boots and rollerskates
Slow and steady0 -
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I was scrolling through, my indeed feed, as one does, and a position for senior pastor came up. I think I could do it.0
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When I was hiking with my buddy yesterday, the trail started to get crowded and she and I took a little break in a picturesque spot.
A man came up on the trail behind us, huffing and puffing, and I told him he should go on ahead of us because we were moving slow.
And the dude said, “oh that’s OK I would rather hike with you two anyway.”
So I told him, “well, we’re having a little girl talk. You know how it is.” He took the hint and kept it moving and she and I never discussed it afterwards and it just now strikes me as funny1 -
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »When I was hiking with my buddy yesterday, the trail started to get crowded and she and I took a little break in a picturesque spot.
A man came up on the trail behind us, huffing and puffing, and I told him he should go on ahead of us because we were moving slow.
And the dude said, “oh that’s OK I would rather hike with you two anyway.”
So I told him, “well, we’re having a little girl talk. You know how it is.” He took the hint and kept it moving and she and I never discussed it afterwards and it just now strikes me as funny
That’s just strange.
Move along you weirdo……….😂1 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »When I was hiking with my buddy yesterday, the trail started to get crowded and she and I took a little break in a picturesque spot.
A man came up on the trail behind us, huffing and puffing, and I told him he should go on ahead of us because we were moving slow.
And the dude said, “oh that’s OK I would rather hike with you two anyway.”
So I told him, “well, we’re having a little girl talk. You know how it is.” He took the hint and kept it moving and she and I never discussed it afterwards and it just now strikes me as funny
That’s just strange.
Move along you weirdo……….😂
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The only one of my kids who consistently meal preps is the one who’s not interested in weight lifting. Since the start of school, he picks one day of the weekend to create five identical lunches for himself.
Week one: plov
Week two: rigatoni
Week three: chicken and bean burritos
Week four: beef fried rice with vegetables and egg2 -
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The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
Why does the universe play me like this 🤣
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nonchalantxo wrote: »The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
Why does the universe play me like this 🤣
Out girl those girls. Make him see only you and why your worth more than having a few tramps messing about.
As a man I’d much rather have that special person who I click with, brings me endless amounts of love, joy and laughter. Someone who I find irresistibly beautiful/sexy but not just because of her face and body, because of her intellect, humor, challenges me at every moment to keep me on my toes, and who respects herself.
That’s what stops all other women from existing in my world.
So go make him see Your Worth it more than a few toys and if he doesn’t or can’t then he’s not worth your time and love.
🖖 live long and prosper
I typed way too much
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Words & phrases that are sometimes more offensive than swear words. Context is everything of course.
Where I come from in my generation “your mother” & “shut up” are examples of this.
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »Words & phrases that are sometimes more offensive than swear words. Context is everything of course.
Where I come from in my generation “your mother” & “shut up” are examples of this.
“Your momma wears combat boots” I still don’t know why this was so offensive as a kid
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BriansTrident wrote: »nonchalantxo wrote: »The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
Why does the universe play me like this 🤣
Out girl those girls. Make him see only you and why your worth more than having a few tramps messing about.
As a man I’d much rather have that special person who I click with, brings me endless amounts of love, joy and laughter. Someone who I find irresistibly beautiful/sexy but not just because of her face and body, because of her intellect, humor, challenges me at every moment to keep me on my toes, and who respects herself.
That’s what stops all other women from existing in my world.
So go make him see Your Worth it more than a few toys and if he doesn’t or can’t then he’s not worth your time and love.
🖖 live long and prosper
I typed way too much
He says hes not looking for a random girl, he's looking for a wife and a family. He's in his 30s so he wants to settle down at this point.
These girls right off the bat throw themselves at him and flirt with him. He seems to be disgusted by them.
A girl already gave me attitude over him so I'm just like here we go.0 -
nonchalantxo wrote: »BriansTrident wrote: »nonchalantxo wrote: »The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
Why does the universe play me like this 🤣
Out girl those girls. Make him see only you and why your worth more than having a few tramps messing about.
As a man I’d much rather have that special person who I click with, brings me endless amounts of love, joy and laughter. Someone who I find irresistibly beautiful/sexy but not just because of her face and body, because of her intellect, humor, challenges me at every moment to keep me on my toes, and who respects herself.
That’s what stops all other women from existing in my world.
So go make him see Your Worth it more than a few toys and if he doesn’t or can’t then he’s not worth your time and love.
🖖 live long and prosper
I typed way too much
He says hes not looking for a random girl, he's looking for a wife and a family. He's in his 30s so he wants to settle down at this point.
These girls right off the bat throw themselves at him and flirt with him. He seems to be disgusted by them.
A girl already gave me attitude over him so I'm just like here we go.
Just tell him to chill on the Axe body spray.0 -
🤣nonchalantxo wrote: »BriansTrident wrote: »nonchalantxo wrote: »The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
Why does the universe play me like this 🤣
Out girl those girls. Make him see only you and why your worth more than having a few tramps messing about.
As a man I’d much rather have that special person who I click with, brings me endless amounts of love, joy and laughter. Someone who I find irresistibly beautiful/sexy but not just because of her face and body, because of her intellect, humor, challenges me at every moment to keep me on my toes, and who respects herself.
That’s what stops all other women from existing in my world.
So go make him see Your Worth it more than a few toys and if he doesn’t or can’t then he’s not worth your time and love.
🖖 live long and prosper
I typed way too much
He says hes not looking for a random girl, he's looking for a wife and a family. He's in his 30s so he wants to settle down at this point.
These girls right off the bat throw themselves at him and flirt with him. He seems to be disgusted by them.
A girl already gave me attitude over him so I'm just like here we go.
Just tell him to chill on the Axe body spray.
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nonchalantxo wrote: »BriansTrident wrote: »nonchalantxo wrote: »The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
Why does the universe play me like this 🤣
Out girl those girls. Make him see only you and why your worth more than having a few tramps messing about.
As a man I’d much rather have that special person who I click with, brings me endless amounts of love, joy and laughter. Someone who I find irresistibly beautiful/sexy but not just because of her face and body, because of her intellect, humor, challenges me at every moment to keep me on my toes, and who respects herself.
That’s what stops all other women from existing in my world.
So go make him see Your Worth it more than a few toys and if he doesn’t or can’t then he’s not worth your time and love.
🖖 live long and prosper
I typed way too much
He says hes not looking for a random girl, he's looking for a wife and a family. He's in his 30s so he wants to settle down at this point.
These girls right off the bat throw themselves at him and flirt with him. He seems to be disgusted by them.
A girl already gave me attitude over him so I'm just like here we go.
Just tell him to chill on the Axe body spray.
Lol. He's doesn't wear any. He's so basic and simple...he wears plain t-shirts, tanks, doesn't wear jewerly, hes not flashy...he does absolutely nothing just his existence makes them flock.0 -
No idea where to put my battle ropes.0
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Today I exercised my rights as an American to separate a banana from the bunch and just buy that one.2
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »Today I exercised my rights as an American to separate a banana from the bunch and just buy that one.
I've learned that you can't put bananas and avocados next to each other cuz they'll fight it out or some *kitten*.2 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »Today I exercised my rights as an American to separate a banana from the bunch and just buy that one.
I've learned that you can't put bananas and avocados next to each other cuz they'll fight it out or some *kitten*.
Those *kitten*! Same with apples and onions0 -
The celery spill on the highway1
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