I was thinking.... There's a fine line between fishing and just looking like an idiot standing by a lake.
Where i live there are many idiots who stand on a lake
And purposely drill holes in the top of said lake
Like.. the very thing keeping them from being in said lake
So i’d be happy to be an idiot standing by a lake
Our river is covered with people like that... Who drill many holes and then drive their trucks and put up buildings with fires and the like... All to try and snag a wet slimy thing from deep within the icy blackness. Haha
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And I hugged someone - and it was....
You man - I can’t keep that a secret...
I hugged you back, it's hug Wednesday!
If you’re standing by a pond or say the ocean are you any less and idiot? Asking for a friend
it's called relaxing, man.
pond - yes, idiot
ocean - no (waves negate the idiocy)
river - up for debate
Where i live there are many idiots who stand on a lake
And purposely drill holes in the top of said lake
Like.. the very thing keeping them from being in said lake
So i’d be happy to be an idiot standing by a lake
I was going to send you a picture of myself showing off my new bathing suit while I hold a fishing rod but now I've changed my mind 🤨
Dang, so I'm going to miss the excitement of seeing your fishing rod ?
wait.
so people walk onto a frozen lake
drill a hole into the ice
then sit by the hole, on a frozen lake in below freezing temperatures ?
I have a better (and warmer) option for them:
I never called you an idiot - so feel free to dm said pic to me - js
Dude - anyone with class gets there seafood here
Our river is covered with people like that... Who drill many holes and then drive their trucks and put up buildings with fires and the like... All to try and snag a wet slimy thing from deep within the icy blackness. Haha
If only Red Lobster would open a drive-thru, they too could serve our society's 1 percent.
Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.
However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.
So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.
Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.
I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'
Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"
So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .
It tasted great and I'm still standing.
Moral of the story:
Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.
This is how apocalyptic zombies are made.
Yeah man - red lobster be doin it wrong
Was it wolf brand or hormel ??
There is a wrong answer
Hahaha!
Happy Chili Zombies