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  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,476 Member Member Posts: 19,476 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.

    Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.

    However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.

    So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.

    Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.

    I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'

    Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
    It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"


    So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .

    It tasted great and I'm still standing.

    Moral of the story:

    Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.

    Was it wolf brand or hormel ??

    There is a wrong answer


    this is a trick question, & I ain't fallin' for it !
  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 932 Member Member Posts: 932 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.

    Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.

    However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.

    So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.

    Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.

    I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'

    Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
    It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"


    So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .

    It tasted great and I'm still standing.

    Moral of the story:

    Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.

    wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?
  • cowsfan12cowsfan12 Member Posts: 2,819 Member Member Posts: 2,819 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.

    Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.

    However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.

    So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.

    Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.

    I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'

    Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
    It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"


    So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .

    It tasted great and I'm still standing.

    Moral of the story:

    Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.

    wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?

    It’s allowed if it’s wolf brand man - do be so hoity toity there George
  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 932 Member Member Posts: 932 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.

    Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.

    However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.

    So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.

    Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.

    I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'

    Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
    It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"


    So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .

    It tasted great and I'm still standing.

    Moral of the story:

    Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.

    wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?

    It’s allowed if it’s wolf brand man - do be so hoity toity there George

    Never had it. I only remember deer hunting as a kid and dad gave me some Hormel chili con carne that he cooked in the can on a kerosene heater. Never again I swore, never again.

    Oh yeah and I know you don't think this way in Texas, but if it ain't got beans then it ain't chili.
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,476 Member Member Posts: 19,476 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.

    Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.

    However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.

    So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.

    Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.

    I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'

    Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
    It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"


    So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .

    It tasted great and I'm still standing.

    Moral of the story:

    Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.

    wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?

    I had a weak moment, plus it was freezing cold.

    ... and playoff football was on television.


    Truth is, I like to make my own chili & I make it so spicy that everyone breaks out into a hot sweat when eating it.
    Sweating, Hiccups, Watering Eyes.... It's just like sex (only without the sex part).
  • ReenieHJReenieHJ Member Posts: 6,131 Member Member Posts: 6,131 Member
    Sex gives you hiccups?
  • cowsfan12cowsfan12 Member Posts: 2,819 Member Member Posts: 2,819 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Last weekend, it was pretty cold here (it dipped below 60 degrees) and I thought that some comfort food sounded like a good idea.

    Chili.... yeah, chili; that's what I wanted.

    However, I'm not going to make it from scratch (it would take too long) & I'm not going out by myself to a restaurant, because.... well, just because.

    So, I go digging thru the pantry and there's no chili. None.

    Wait. There. In the back. In the very back. One can of chili.

    I read the label and it says: 'Best by April - 2013'

    Dang. Okay. It said: 'Best by..'
    It didn't say: "Don't Eat This!"


    So, I cracked it open and heated it up (heat kills the germs, right?) .

    It tasted great and I'm still standing.

    Moral of the story:

    Um.... I really don't have one, other than 'eat more chili'.

    wait up, this math don't work. YOU ate CHILI from a CAN?

    It’s allowed if it’s wolf brand man - do be so hoity toity there George

    Never had it. I only remember deer hunting as a kid and dad gave me some Hormel chili con carne that he cooked in the can on a kerosene heater. Never again I swore, never again.

    Oh yeah and I know you don't think this way in Texas, but if it ain't got beans then it ain't chili.

    I never understood that .. maybe cause I grew up in ks - but you’re right chili got beans bro - homestyle wolf brand is not bad at least for me - not my preferred but works in a pinch - and yes Hormel was the wrong answer that stuff horrible
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 19,476 Member Member Posts: 19,476 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Sex gives you hiccups?

    if you're doing it right.
  • cowsfan12cowsfan12 Member Posts: 2,819 Member Member Posts: 2,819 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Sex gives you hiccups?

    Only the good kind
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Member Posts: 1,878 Member Member Posts: 1,878 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Sex gives you hiccups?

    Only the good kind

    I am now concerned that I am not having good sex. I usually only get hiccups at work when I am super stressed or when reflux is in overdrive.
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Member Posts: 1,878 Member Member Posts: 1,878 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Sex gives you hiccups?

    Only the good kind

    I am now concerned that I am not having good sex. I usually only get hiccups at work when I am super stressed or when reflux is in overdrive.

    PUT YOUR SOCKS ON!

    You're welcome 💋

    Honestly I live in socks and my bathrobe.
  • cowsfan12cowsfan12 Member Posts: 2,819 Member Member Posts: 2,819 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Sex gives you hiccups?

    Only the good kind

    I am now concerned that I am not having good sex. I usually only get hiccups at work when I am super stressed or when reflux is in overdrive.

    No hiccups after sex. Man you’re totally doing it wrong 😂
  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 932 Member Member Posts: 932 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Sex gives you hiccups?

    Only the good kind

    I am now concerned that I am not having good sex. I usually only get hiccups at work when I am super stressed or when reflux is in overdrive.

    No hiccups after sex. Man you’re totally doing it wrong 😂


    Maybe all her hiccups are during..🤭

    wait, are y'all do in it just so you can get to the sammich part, then the hiccups?
  • cowsfan12cowsfan12 Member Posts: 2,819 Member Member Posts: 2,819 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Sex gives you hiccups?

    Only the good kind

    I am now concerned that I am not having good sex. I usually only get hiccups at work when I am super stressed or when reflux is in overdrive.

    No hiccups after sex. Man you’re totally doing it wrong 😂


    Maybe all her hiccups are during..🤭

    🤔😬
  • _sw33tp3a_11_sw33tp3a_11 Member Posts: 3,868 Member Member Posts: 3,868 Member
    Well now sex is on my mind
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
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    Ingredients:
    All of that ^^^
    Cauliflower

    Instructions:
    Put all of that ^^^ in a glass and enjoy
    Discard Cauliflower

    See this is why I hit you up on kik for recipes 😍
  • IslandGal3IslandGal3 Member, Premium Posts: 609 Member Member, Premium Posts: 609 Member
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    What's on my mind... This ^^^, sex, and a sammich. I'll pass on the cauliflower.
  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 932 Member Member Posts: 932 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    4d1w3apjdert.jpg

    What's on my mind... This ^^^, sex, and a sammich. I'll pass on the cauliflower.

    yeah instructions said to discard :)
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