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TwitchyMagee wrote: »Apparently it’s kind of a scam. Then again so are broken hearts
Maybe you should pack them back up and send them to some other random (or not so random) address.1 -
SundryCoder wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Apparently it’s kind of a scam. Then again so are broken hearts
Maybe you should pack them back up and send them to some other random (or not so random) address.
That is hilarious but I already threw them out. I was disappointed it wasn’t a book or craft item that I forgot about. Now I need to treat myself0 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just got some lingerie in the mail that I did not order and would not order and would not fit my left thigh
Who is punking me?
Pics or it ain't happened
Maybe tomorrow the mail order bride arrives with it? I'd stick her with the sick kid and go to work.2 -
I have often thought it would be nice to have a wife. What a thoughtful gift that would bewatch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just got some lingerie in the mail that I did not order and would not order and would not fit my left thigh
Who is punking me?
Pics or it ain't happened
Maybe tomorrow the mail order bride arrives with it? I'd stick her with the sick kid and go to work.
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Do you have ANY idea how long it took to figure out how to make a twitter download mfp upload ready??
I wish gifs had sound cuz this guy is hilarious. 😀
On the bright side, I downloaded a bunch of liked videos and memes last night.
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That is too funny!___Tams___ wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just got some lingerie in the mail that I did not order and would not order and would not fit my left thigh
Who is punking me?
Pics or it ain't happened
Haha 🤣
I got sent an elf costume that I did not order just before Christmas with elf booties and ears.
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just got some lingerie in the mail that I did not order and would not order and would not fit my left thigh
Who is punking me?
Pics or it ain't happened
Too funny! 😂
🤣 Damn! The only thing I've ever received that I didn't order was a stapler and a broken heart
Yep. Only things I've received not ordered are subscriptions to Good Housekeeping, jelly of the month club, and a broken me.1 -
break_down wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just got some lingerie in the mail that I did not order and would not order and would not fit my left thigh
Who is punking me?
Pics or it ain't happened
Too funny! 😂
🤣 Damn! The only thing I've ever received that I didn't order was a stapler and a broken heart
Yep. Only things I've received not ordered are subscriptions to Good Housekeeping, jelly of the month club, and a broken me.
It's a puzzle. All the answers to fixing your broken self is found within the pages of GH, as you snack on your jelly2 -
___Tams___ wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just got some lingerie in the mail that I did not order and would not order and would not fit my left thigh
Who is punking me?
Pics or it ain't happened
Haha 🤣
I got sent an elf costume that I did not order just before Christmas with elf booties and ears.
You're gonna make me say it again.
Pics or it ain't happened 😁1 -
Just that number…0
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »Just that number…
Does it start with a 5 ?1 -
We had a fun night at the taping of a comedy show. They even gave my boy a pair of gloves I think cause he was the youngest there.
We were almost late cause I gave my cancer patient a drive home because his plan was to take the bus!! After chemo!!! Not on my watch 🤣
We get paid mileage as a volunteer driver so since he hadn't booked a return trip I only got mileage for half but I told him I donate the mileage back to the cancer society so it doesn't really matter1 -
She likes it
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »She likes it
This is the best!1 -
The best fat burning exercise zone is to work up a sweat but still be able to complain about it in full sentences.0
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break_down wrote: »The best fat burning exercise zone is to work up a sweat but still be able to complain about it in full sentences.
Yes I was told that you should be able to *kitten* in complete sentences but not be able to sing your bitching. And then some crazy runners told me that you should be able to sing while you’re running but I think they might have been in a cult1 -
My son is such a thoughtful man.
Every year I get flowers from him.
❤️10 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »
My son is such a thoughtful man.
Every year I get flowers from him.
❤️
Those are beautiful you raised a man with excellent taste. How has your birthday been?3 -
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »break_down wrote: »The best fat burning exercise zone is to work up a sweat but still be able to complain about it in full sentences.
Yes I was told that you should be able to *kitten* in complete sentences but not be able to sing your bitching. And then some crazy runners told me that you should be able to sing while you’re running but I think they might have been in a cult
Runners… say no more.0
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