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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    Arancini
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
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    Kashmirisme_314 wrote: »
    Debating packaging up Christmas cookies for my neighbor that yelled at me for using the blower at 10 a.m. on Saturday morning because obviously I'm supposed to know he works overnights a few times a month but I manage to bite my tongue when he starts up his mower at 8 a.m. the only reason I'm considering this is because my self control is zero right now but if I wait one more day they may start tasting like three day old cookies and as much as he deserves three day old cookies I don't want it to be a reflection of my baking skills because I'm a pretty damn good baker if I do say so myself

    This sounds like episode 1 of your sitcom… It’s Always Peachy in Jersey
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    I just want to see some cutie patootie booty, but the GIFs are so small 😭
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    The fact that my phone sometimes spellchecks real words to usernames here. And also that it sometimes corrects a username to how it’s spelled/written here.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    Tell me you have a problem without telling me you have a problem. (See above👆🏽)
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    I want to practice just saying thank you with sincere belief when people are nice to me or say nice things to me instead of explaining it away or diminishing it or assuming they’re just being polite. 2024 goals
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    hantavirus
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,653 Member
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    Every year I get a gift card from a couple coworkers but once the ex co worker left, it didn't even occur to me to get something for these two.

    I just want to tell them not to get me one because I still won't be getting them anything. Except for the pretty lights, I'm just so apathetic to Christmas and our stupid company dinner that stopped being about the staff is on Friday.

    Plus, it decided to rain most of this week so it'll be tricky getting physical gift cards.

    *sigh* I suck.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    If you’re one of my besties and I ask if you want to see one of my naughty drawings & you say “*sigh* sure” you can just wait for the book to come out
  • BriansTrident
    BriansTrident Posts: 483 Member
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    1.Red curtains
    2.Her neck, with its graceful curve and delicate nape, radiates elegance and femininity, casting a captivating charm that adds to her overall allure……🤤
  • hannabrant
    hannabrant Posts: 20 Member
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    I am nestled in spreadsheets today.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    I went to the gym. I put on the stretchy clothes. I put the bar on my back. And my body said gtfo. I’m not injured or anything. It was more like a precognition that I would be if I tried anything.

    So now I’m sitting in the parking lot of big lots thinking maybe I’ll take myself on a little shopping date.
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
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    BriansTrident wrote: »
    1.Red curtains
    2.Her neck, with its graceful curve and delicate nape, radiates elegance and femininity, casting a captivating charm that adds to her overall allure……🤤

    Damn son, it's like 50 Shades Of MFP up in here.
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
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    Everybody in my friend list posting hot fitness goals, meanwhile I'm contemplating eating peanut butter using a snickers as a spoon.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    I went to the gym. I put on the stretchy clothes. I put the bar on my back. And my body said gtfo. I’m not injured or anything. It was more like a precognition that I would be if I tried anything.

    So now I’m sitting in the parking lot of big lots thinking maybe I’ll take myself on a little shopping date.

    I am sorry this did not go well. Next time, eh?

    Sounds like a fun pivot to a great date.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    redux1985 wrote: »
    Everybody in my friend list posting hot fitness goals, meanwhile I'm contemplating eating peanut butter using a snickers as a spoon.

    Please gif this and do it like in 9 1/2 weeks

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