Creepiest MFPers?!?
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PersianKitty94 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.
They're watching!
I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.
how many times would you deny mine??
You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.
If it helps, I'll be happy to drop the towel.
... just ask.
It won't help.
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I was hoping to never see that gif ^^ again....1
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.
They're watching!
I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.
how many times would you deny mine??
You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.
how do you know
True statement.
would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats
At least you're friendly to cats. I always get guys messaging me threatening to eat my cat. Dafuq? Creeps. I don't even own a cat
I know! Men are so violent against cats, wanting to pound them and eat them. I don't get it.
This thing is evil, that's why.
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My life goal is to recreate this gif myself, but with peanut butter0 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.
They're watching!
I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.
how many times would you deny mine??
You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.
how do you know
True statement.
would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats
At least you have friendly things to say about cats. I always get guys messaging me threatening to eat my cat. Dafuq? Creeps. I don't even own a cat
Literally laughed out loud.0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.
They're watching!
I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.
how many times would you deny mine??
You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.
how do you know
True statement.
would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats
At least you're friendly to cats. I always get guys messaging me threatening to eat my cat. Dafuq? Creeps. I don't even own a cat
I know! Men are so violent against cats, wanting to pound them and eat them. I don't get it.
This thing is evil, that's why.
Omg that cat is soo cute. Reminds me of my Catsby.2 -
PersianKitty94 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.
They're watching!
I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.
how many times would you deny mine??
You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.
how do you know
True statement.
would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats
At least you're friendly to cats. I always get guys messaging me threatening to eat my cat. Dafuq? Creeps. I don't even own a cat
I know! Men are so violent against cats, wanting to pound them and eat them. I don't get it.
This thing is evil, that's why.
Omg that cat is soo cute. Reminds me of my Catsby.
That is the cat that wakes me up in the middle of the night. NOT THE CAT I WAS HOPING FOR!!!0 -
PersianKitty94 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.
They're watching!
I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.
how many times would you deny mine??
You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.
how do you know
True statement.
would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats
At least you're friendly to cats. I always get guys messaging me threatening to eat my cat. Dafuq? Creeps. I don't even own a cat
I know! Men are so violent against cats, wanting to pound them and eat them. I don't get it.
This thing is evil, that's why.
Omg that cat is soo cute. Reminds me of my Catsby.
That is the cat that wakes me up in the middle of the night. NOT THE CAT I WAS HOPING FOR!!!
Someone stole my Catsby a few months ago. She was an angel. Be grateful to your cat for waking you up in the middle of the night. It shows they care. Go and award your cat for waking you up right now.1 -
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I've b had erotica writers, foot fetishists, the guy who couldn't have pics here cause they were on his computer and in the 4 years he had been on his computer I guess. The best really was told I needed a face full of cum. That was special2
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
How have I been passed over for this??
because your, innocently angelic?1 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »
Just don't get it in your eye, that chit burns!1 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »
He said I deserved it so I guess it was a reward so must be good for something
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DeficitDuchess wrote: »
I got it as a woman. I was like honey I've skated forever and grabbed things that don't need grabbing get over it. I think I was texting a friend "her" replies too for *kitten* and giggles0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »
It was a fellow woman student when I got him. He didn't like it when I told him I love boxing and he needs to stop being such a *kitten*.
So I won't tag mine cuz I have blocked him and managed to avoid him so far but after a few weeks of just normal chit chat he starts sexting me.. in 3rd person! "Jake puts his **** in Kate" "Jake puts Kate's legs on Jake's shoulders" I can't remember the rest of them.. I was laughing so hard. I didn't respond. The next morning still in 3rd person I get a message saying that "Jake is mad at Kate" I responded "Well, Jake is just going to have to get over it!" Then he says "Kate needs to make time for her man" I responded "Kate doesn't have a man" he then started telling me how he needed to move closer to me and take care of me, yada yada yada.. I blocked, deleted and changed my username at that point.
*names have been changed fyi
Are we talking about Jake from State Farm?
Ha! I didn't even think of that when I chose the name Jake...0 -
Good lord, that is one of the creepiest, most wtf things I have ever seen...and that's saying something...0 -
I forgot about the guy who had the yoga pant fetish and kept asking what I'd wear under them. That was an odd one. He had really bad grammar.0
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DeficitDuchess wrote: »
I got it as a woman. I was like honey I've skated forever and grabbed things that don't need grabbing get over it. I think I was texting a friend "her" replies too for *kitten* and giggles
Goodness lol!0 -
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Ha! I didn't even think of that when I chose the name Jake...
Now you are gonna think about that dude talking to you in Jake from State Farm's voice... "Jake puts his **** in Kate" "Jake puts Kate's legs on Jake's shoulders"... LOLOLOL
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Ha! I didn't even think of that when I chose the name Jake...
Now you are gonna think about that dude talking to you in Jake from State Farm's voice... "Jake puts his **** in Kate" "Jake puts Kate's legs on Jake's shoulders"... LOLOLOL
Yeah thanks for that.. I already had a Buffalo Bill meets The Hills Have Eyes persona going for him!0 -
I forgot about the guy who had the yoga pant fetish and kept asking what I'd wear under them. That was an odd one. He had really bad grammar.
I find it odd that, people with bad grammar never talk to me; even though I'll talk to them! It's like no 1 dislikes you, more than; your own because I've found that to, be a commonality among the disabled; toward me & others also!0 -
_unsteady_ wrote: »nightengale7 wrote: »
Ew? Thats half of a baby you kiss a baby dont you?
Actually not really into babies, so meh.0 -
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_unsteady_ wrote: »nightengale7 wrote: »_unsteady_ wrote: »nightengale7 wrote: »
Ew? Thats half of a baby you kiss a baby dont you?
Actually not really into babies, so meh.
Those babies turn to men
So really you're asking if I'm into men? Why didn't you just come right out and say it, then? Yeesh.1
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