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Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    Now I need to hear this ball punching story.
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  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    edited January 2017
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    Python: Not just for pederasts and MFP "programmers" anymore.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    Did you accept? Well? Did ya? Huh?

    *readies FR depending on answer*

    I never accept friend requests

    They pile up in the queue like all the men trying to see @littlemissbgiff 's kitten.

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    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    I think I'm one of those 25 sitting in limbo. :cry:

    Lol. I got a notification a week or so ago that said you friend requested me. I got so excited. But when I looked in my FRs you weren't there. mFP tricked me! So disappointing

    I had a message and everything!
    BRB....
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  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.
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  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    What if I was wrapped in two towels?
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    how do you know ;)

    True statement.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    If it helps, I'll be happy to drop the towel.

    ... just ask.
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Now I need to hear this ball punching story.

    All I know is some guy sent all the ladies of Chit Chat a PM requesting some scroetum shenanigans and skipped me. I'm still angry about it.

    I definitely never got that message, but I did get some harassing messages from some Jamaican guy.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    All this joy, and not once have I been tagged...

    ... certainly, the creep-factors have not been properly evaluated.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    If it helps, I'll be happy to drop the towel.

    ... just ask.
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    how do you know ;)

    True statement.

    would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats

    This is bullshrimp. I've been offered no such courtesies! Outrage!

    How can I make this up to you ?

    Aim High!




    ... on second thought, aim low.
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    If it helps, I'll be happy to drop the towel.

    ... just ask.

    It won't help.
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    how do you know ;)

    True statement.

    would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats

    Dammit, my weakness.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Now I need to hear this ball punching story.

    All I know is some guy sent all the ladies of Chit Chat a PM requesting some scroetum shenanigans and skipped me. I'm still angry about it.

    I definitely never got that message, but I did get some harassing messages from some Jamaican guy.

    So, this is a request?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    If it helps, I'll be happy to drop the towel.

    ... just ask.

    It won't help.

    Would it help if I pointed out that in 1994 I was older than you are now? :)
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Now I need to hear this ball punching story.

    All I know is some guy sent all the ladies of Chit Chat a PM requesting some scroetum shenanigans and skipped me. I'm still angry about it.

    I definitely never got that message, but I did get some harassing messages from some Jamaican guy.

    So, this is a request?

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  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    If it helps, I'll be happy to drop the towel.

    ... just ask.

    It won't help.

    Would it help if I pointed out that in 1994 I was older than you are now? :)

    It would help if I was trying to calculate your age.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Now I need to hear this ball punching story.

    All I know is some guy sent all the ladies of Chit Chat a PM requesting some scroetum shenanigans and skipped me. I'm still angry about it.

    I definitely never got that message, but I did get some harassing messages from some Jamaican guy.

    So, this is a request?

    nope.gif

    Whew. I really didn't want my *kitten* to take a beating.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2017
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    I've denied his friend request 3 times thus far.

    how many times would you deny mine??

    You're not hardly wrapped in a towel. So maybe once.

    how do you know ;)

    True statement.

    would it help if I put in a cute note with it about how much I love cats

    At least you have friendly things to say about cats. I always get guys messaging me threatening to eat my cat. Dafuq? Creeps. I don't even own a cat :cold_sweat:
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