Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Honestly, like my Sexy game, my Creepy game never comes off right and I end up just being cute and in the friend zone. Or making people laugh.

    F being a nice guy...grrrrrr.

    Next time don't dress it up like a smurf and I promise I won't laugh. geez.

    Wow! You got a smurf?? All I got was Dumbledore.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    You know I used to get offended by these creepy messages but now I just roll with them and it's a lot easier. Me and @motorsheen are pretty much in love, me and @_unsteady_ meet once a week at the Dairy Queen, @Cutaway_Collar and I exchange closet selfies every morning and pick out each others outfits and @GnothiSeauton23 and I will be posting from a bath tub next week. They ain't all creepers!

    Mad Re5pext!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    mikepp33 wrote: »
    WOW dudes are desperate lol from Facebook, to Instagram, to Snapchat, to MFP, to Pinterest? What's with guys wanting to send d!ck pics too!?

    they don't send themselves my friend. What's your pinterest...I'll show you.

    I just choked on my water. Haha! You all are hilarious

    You're supposed to swallow your water. GAWD
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
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    Oddly enough almost the same thing happened to me... she wanted to e-mail instead, so I said sure. Big no no.. no no ... and no. I had to cut it a few weeks later when the emails started to include pictures of what I was missing. :) this place is so much fun sometimes!
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    No one wants to see my pasty, pale white as a ghost one pack lol
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    I want to creep on you >:)

    :-p
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    epr3996 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    epr3996 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    mikepp33 wrote: »
    WOW dudes are desperate lol from Facebook, to Instagram, to Snapchat, to MFP, to Pinterest? What's with guys wanting to send d!ck pics too!?

    I guess boys just think they have something special but really you've seen one...

    This is why I request each dic in pic to be dressed in costume.

    Wow now I feel weird because I've never sent a dic pic! Was I suppose to ask?

    usually you don't ask you just send. It's more of a treat then

    Should I send it with bleach or without?

    I have my own bleach thanks
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    datguy2011 wrote: »
    Oddly enough almost the same thing happened to me... she wanted to e-mail instead, so I said sure. Big no no.. no no ... and no. I had to cut it a few weeks later when the emails started to include pictures of what I was missing. :) this place is so much fun sometimes!


    what were you missing? Visits to the super market? trips to the post office? Those can be seductive
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    You're a dude, no one cares about you...

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Period Enthusiast
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    Truth lol
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    I'm a really classy guy. I wait until the third message to send dic pics and it's always wearing a bow tie.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    I like being a flower. Flowers don't get bugged much. Only once the flower was bugged, but in a different way...... about 3 or 4 threads down from this one. :/
    @happilymegan . That IS a creepy story. :o
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    edited January 2017
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Honestly, like my Sexy game, my Creepy game never comes off right and I end up just being cute and in the friend zone. Or making people laugh.

    F being a nice guy...grrrrrr.

    Next time don't dress it up like a smurf and I promise I won't laugh. geez.

    Nothing blue and short...got it. But there goes my manly bits pics. Grrrr...this is tough.
  • erniewebbiii
    erniewebbiii Posts: 1,174 Member
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    shanahz wrote: »
    I recently had a guy on here who didn't have a profile picture. We chatted for a bit and had a decent conversation, but when I asked for a picture (because he asked for more of me) he had to email it to me. Just got some weird vibes. Just put up a damn profile picture.

    That screams married or has a third nostril.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    edited January 2017
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I just got a FR from a guy barely wearing a towel.

    They're watching!

    Did you accept? Well? Did ya? Huh?

    *readies FR depending on answer*

    I never accept friend requests

    They pile up in the queue like all the men trying to see @littlemissbgiff 's kitten.

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    About to post a naked selfie. Let's see if the number goes up?

    I think I'm one of those 25 sitting in limbo. :cry:

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