Say it again, Sam......

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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited February 2017
    To the One and Only-

    It seems like it was only a fortnight ago when we quaffed yet another fine malted potion harvested from these fermented fields of gold. We both sat still amidst the glowing candles and remarked upon this threshold yet to arrive. I wipe a single tear from my eye, and that shall be all... for a man can only be judged by his composure during times of duress. No, I mustn't hide from my soul's longing any longer. I shall venture upon this road seldom traveled and admit one absolute thing: I love you. I always have. From the first moment when our avatars aligned so seamlessly together on that fateful day in the Getting Started section and destiny howled across the eons, it was at that eternal moment I knew why I had been born. And now, as I gaze upon this unforgiving world, I only ask for one small gesture of your affection... a kiss.... one simple communion of our flesh before we descend into the temptous flames of the soul, from which no man can ever return.

    I have now lathered this parchment with more than enough pleasantries, and thus, I must relinquish the keyboard.... yet I can only imagine your supple claws scrolling through these forums we once yondered.... the beads of sweat from your elliptical session trickling down your neck--- my, my, my.... will the gods forgive me? I shall end this post now before I condemn my own fate into the hands of Beelzebub. I bid you farewell and I await the day when we can be reunited in the heavenly grottos of the heart.

  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I miss you and your mcnuggets.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    you smell and your mother dresses you funny~
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    You seem really insecure when it comes to your male "friends" on here. Like I'm trying to steal your bf if I'm friends with them too.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    I would really like to be able to call you my friend some day. :)
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    You are weird, fun, and have a hell of an imagination. I admire your strength to do what you do every day, theres no way I could deal with it.
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  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    You were a fun friend! and then disappeared all of the sudden, missed you and felt sad for a very long time. you are back once again but i cannot afford taking you back and losing you yet again. Friends from a distance will be us! :)
  • Butts_Boys_and_Burgers_ohmy
    Butts_Boys_and_Burgers_ohmy Posts: 83 Member
    I wish you would have been the person I thought you were. I miss you.
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    I'm sure you are a nice guy but I have to admit I often wonder if there are any women you haven't crushed, hoped to chat with, wanted to go out with.

    Plausibly me!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited February 2017
    I'm glad you are my friend.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    I'm sure you are a nice guy but I have to admit I often wonder if there are any women you haven't crushed, hoped to chat with, wanted to go out with.

    are you referring to one or most guys?
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  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    I know I'll never be in your Top 5 list in the selfie thread and that's totally ok. :smile:
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  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    I've fantasized about smoking herb, then eating brownies with you.
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
    I miss you terribly some days
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
    You're a wonderful friend with a great big heart. My longest friendship here. I always know no matter what or when you're there. You make me smile and laugh. I wish you the best as you get through a difficult time because you truly deserve it.
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
    You're smile is breathtaking
    Just thinking about it makes me smile
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Isn't it amazing we have so many wonderful people here? some on our friends list, some not but majority of people are kind and caring.
    and we all have that special someone or someones that we truly appreciate.
    There is still hope in humanity!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I wish we were friends on here.

    Phew..scared me..I went and checked..still friends :D
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited February 2017
    Who would think I would actually enjoy being my friends FiestyPorkchop!! :D She always has these funky pet names she calls her friends every morning. Its kinda fun. :)
    Edit: "FriskyPorkchops"
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited February 2017
    Today you logged in for 810 days in a row. And I want to tell you how happy I am that your my mfp friend. We haven't been friends for long, but you are so supportive, and always tell me nice job when I've done my workout. :) And you support every friend you have faithfully.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You treat me like a princess ..I like it :)
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