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  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
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    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    I have questions. What relevant information? What duties?
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    SwedishSarah wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    I have questions. What relevant information? What duties?

    Well, I can see we're at the negotiation stage so I like where this is going. Duties as required as just that but I suspect there will be some of the below:

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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    SwedishSarah wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    I have questions. What relevant information? What duties?

    Well, I can see we're at the negotiation stage so I like where this is going. Duties as required as just that but I suspect there will be some of the below:

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    Who is responsible for repairing or replacing the damaged shirt in previously aforementioned sugar mama relationship deal?

    These are all detailed in the negotiations and contract stage. If you're interested I'll have my people contacts yours and we can hash out some numbers.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I just saw this on Buzzfeed. Apparently it's a personal ad from 1865.

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    This is great! He had me at two heifers.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited June 2017
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I just saw this on Buzzfeed. Apparently it's a personal ad from 1865.

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    Hell, why didn't I think of posting that when I was 18... LOL
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I just saw this on Buzzfeed. Apparently it's a personal ad from 1865.

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    I just had my parents arrange my marriage. Only had to give 2 cows to her dad to get her. Pretty good deal.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    Hey, his oats & potatoes are bully. He had that going for him too.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    Dude has game let's just be honest. He's like an 1800's John Wayne!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!

    Can I wear it?

    My thighs as earmuffs? Sure!
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!

    You're going to get the hose then! :p
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!

    You're going to get the hose then! :p

    The orange hose?

    Lmao if she doesn't like Cheetos I'll Rinse it off
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Old fat lady looking for attractive young headless profile. Must have a descriptive vocabulary.

    Google's headless torso to catfish you with
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Looking for a personal assistant..to lend a hand and other appendages as need ..

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