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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    My new year resolution has been to send only high resolution d pics

    I hear you need all the pixles just to fit it in!
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »

    I have assets used for motorboating
    Like to find out about those assets
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Single female seeks male entertainer who owns a brewery and can cook like a master chef. Access to free concert tickets a bonus, as is an open minded hot friend.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »

    wait

    There's other occasions?

    I thought flowers were only for apologies


    .... and funerals

    Yup...
    Nothing like getting a big bunch of roses after he goes on a "guys only" weekend to know he got more in Vegas than a Bellagio bathrobe...
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    My new year resolution has been to send only high resolution d pics

    I hear you need all the pixles just to fit it in!

    dont believe a word she says. Jen is just trying to make you jealous

    jen who? I have a few Jens, please be specific!
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    My new year resolution has been to send only high resolution d pics

    I hear you need all the pixles just to fit it in!

    dont believe a word she says. Jen is just trying to make you jealous

    jen who? I have a few Jens, please be specific!

    Are they your jens or can we share them because my ad was gonna be this:


    Looking for jens. Will share.

    I can loan some out, but i require payment upfront.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    Looking for someone with a decent air conditioning unit. Must be in full working order, ceiling fans don't count.
  • crushingitdaily12345
    crushingitdaily12345 Posts: 577 Member
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    Well hey there, Kitty... lol
  • glasstacular
    glasstacular Posts: 56 Member
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    Deleting my tinder account now! This thread is awesome. Hit me up ladies. ;)
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    looking for something small and round to fit in my bun. Must be hot. Cheese and ketchup optional. Mustard need not apply.
    No, Texas style chili either?
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    Info pack sent :p
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    Info pack sent :p

    I should probably put a disclaimer in that ad! :o

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