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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »

    I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you :lol:

    I second this.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
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    wait

    There's other occasions?

    I thought flowers were only for apologies

    .... and funerals

    Sometimes I like to pretend all the flowers we get at the funeral home are for me :D
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »

    I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you :lol:

    I second this.

    Hi

    I'm a fast learner.
  • XshakyX
    XshakyX Posts: 193 Member
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    Flowers are for saying "hi" I'm thinking of you. Have a great day. Trips to tropical islands are for saying forget everything let's have fun.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited May 2017
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    Nitroalley2 wrote: »

    Hi

    I'm a fast learner.

    Dear Applicant,

    We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.

    Sincerely, S
    CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »

    I second this.

    Hi

    I'm a fast learner.

    Dear Applicant,

    We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.

    Sincerely, S
    CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc. [/quote]

    ..... story of my life
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    edited May 2017
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    wait what are we applying for??
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
  • JasonRainboze
    JasonRainboze Posts: 168 Member
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    Want to someone who enjoys a BIG personality and a SMAll ego.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

    You had me at your username.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    happilybrad wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

    You had me at your username.

    I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

    You had me at your username.

    I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...

    Pitched a tent just reading that.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »

    Hi

    I'm a fast learner.

    Dear Applicant,

    We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.

    Sincerely, S
    CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc.

    Dear madam,

    I was dissappointed to not be considered for a test drive for the position. However if there is a waiting list please kindly add me. I am known for patience and persistence.

    Yours in faith

    God yes.

  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    happilybrad wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

    You had me at your username.

    I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...

    Pitched a tent just reading that.

    tent.jpg
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

    You had me at your username.

    I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...

    Pitched a tent just reading that.

    tent.jpg

    Sure is a small tent though
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    shortgirlsneedlovetoo wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

    You had me at your username.

    I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...

    Pitched a tent just reading that.

    tent.jpg

    Sure is a small tent though

    That was the joke my love. :wink:
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

    Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

    You had me at your username.

    I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...

    Pitched a tent just reading that.

    tent.jpg

    Sure is a small tent though

    That was the joke my love. :wink:

    I was just saying to Brad I'd expect a 3 room tent perhaps @happilybrad

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