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    • Posts: 5,088 Member
      shortgirlsneedlovetoo wrote: »
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      I was just saying to Brad I'd expect a 3 room tent perhaps @happilybrad

      :p:p:D
    • Posts: 2,014 Member
      browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
      I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you :lol:
      I had another post that was the best that I've seen all day. *kitten* that, this just blew that post away. My new favorite post of the week! Awesome!

    • Posts: 2,479 Member
      _notorious_ wrote: »
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      What he said.

      Only I have boobs.

      Now that's funny.

    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      edited May 2017
      JasonRainboze wrote: »
      Want to someone who enjoys a BIG personality and a SMAll ego.

      In inches..how BIG is this personality exactly B) ..Im asking for a friend ;)
    • Posts: 10 Member
      30ish, fat, depressed and married.....obviously a good time. Hmu
    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      happilybrad wrote: »
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      You had me at your username.
      MrStabbems wrote: »
      I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...

      Nitroalley2 wrote: »
      Dear madam,

      I was dissappointed to not be considered for a test drive for the position. However if there is a waiting list please kindly add me. I am known for patience and persistence.

      Yours in faith

      God yes.

      Dang, I haven't seen this much action in a long time. This cat lady has still got it!
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    • Posts: 3,108 Member
      LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
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      Dang, I haven't seen this much action in a long time. This cat lady has still got it!

      prep a casket. things are gonna get frisky.
    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      MrStabbems wrote: »
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      prep a casket. things are gonna get frisky.

      Can they watch?

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    • Posts: 4,088 Member
      Haha I found my match above...

      A guy who eats hot dogs and loves pickles.
      .doesn't mind my cat collection...runs in parades to feel they are part of the festivities...and most importantly loves me for the way I pick my toe nails
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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Looking for someone that knows how to use a tape measure.

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    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      sex after eating wont that gag her and end up puking all over your crotch?

      What if there is no gag reflex? And besides, I'm the one mad, my needs better be catered to, not his. Just sayin...
    • Posts: 2,235 Member
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
      Looking for dabbing dance partner. Must be accomplished at Running Man and sensational at performing the Butter Churn. Send me your vids. Impress me or don't waste my time.

      Omg we're a match!
    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      I can rock the hell out of the cabbage patch.
    • Posts: 3 Member
      Hey, looking for a girl to like me ! :smiley:
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    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
      If you are interested in kittens, you are the man for me. If you love to touch kittens, cuddle with kittens, poke kittens, kiss kittens, feed kittens, stroke kittens, and just give kittens a lot of attention in general....give me a call.

      Could be nice but I don't want to get over kittened.
    • Posts: 54 Member
      Binge watch old twilight zone episodes and 80's action flicks, while scrolling through eBay and Amazon for things you don't need but would love to have???
    • Posts: 9,563 Member
      Seeking someone super fun!

      Looking for that special someone who is always up for anything, loves adventure and has a bit of a mischievous personality. Must be kindhearted, spontaneous and fun-loving.

      About me...I am all of the above with a twist. Just when you think you have me figured out I will do a 180 and you won't even know what happened...I promise I will always keep you guessing!
    • Posts: 280 Member
      Gym pizza n shots
    • Posts: 4,088 Member
      Wings beer and oh kitten I can't have either of those :'(
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Seeking someone to help me spend my millions .. ;)
    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      Looking for a man who eats his salad without dressing and enjoys watching women eat steaks.
    • Posts: 9,563 Member
      Seeking a fantasy

      If you can make me believe it, it must be true! I am the one for you
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      Vikka_V wrote: »
      Seeking a fantasy

      If you can make me believe it, it must be true! I am the one for you

      Good evening!
    • Posts: 3,082 Member
      edited June 2017
      "My husband doesn't listen to me, he doesn't understand my needs. You get me......" no worries. I'm your man. I'll pretend to give a *kitten* as long as it takes to get in your pants. You want aggressive. I got it. You want soft. I got that too. I can wear any mask you want.
    • Posts: 200 Member
      Lf a women with a nice butt that I can play with all day, eats wings, drinks beer, funny, cute, and makes money.. is that asking to much?
    • Posts: 128 Member
      Lmfao!
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