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  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,027 Member
    Seeking woman, must be able to wash clothes, make sammiches, clean house, mow the lawn, and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of the boat and motor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bruceapple wrote: »
    Seeking woman, must be able to wash clothes, make sammiches, clean house, mow the lawn, and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of the boat and motor

    Will servants do for the other stuff
    Pic of boat :p
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Seeking someone to help me spend my millions .. ;)

    millions of what exactly?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Bruceapple wrote: »
    Seeking woman, must be able to wash clothes, make sammiches, clean house, mow the lawn, and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of the boat and motor

    I have assets used for motorboating

    I have a video! :lol:
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    Looking for a woman that can accept me for me.....rich, and well hung. All those shallow superficial women looking for personality, love, and emotional support and stability.....need not apply.

    Where do I sign up? Who needs all that mushy *kitten*?
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    Looking for a woman that can accept me for me.....rich, and well hung. All those shallow superficial women looking for personality, love, and emotional support and stability.....need not apply.

    Where do I sign up? Who needs all that mushy *kitten*?

    Sorry ladies, the position has been filled :wink: I'll let you know when I'm done with him!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2017
    Xo_ChinaDoll_oX wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Seeking someone to help me spend my millions .. ;)

    You picky on gender? :D

    Come on over and we can go for a cruise ..how's the Caribbean sound?
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    My new year resolution has been to send only high resolution d pics

    I hear you need all the pixles just to fit it in!
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    I have assets used for motorboating
    Like to find out about those assets
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Single female seeks male entertainer who owns a brewery and can cook like a master chef. Access to free concert tickets a bonus, as is an open minded hot friend.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    wait

    There's other occasions?

    I thought flowers were only for apologies


    .... and funerals

    Yup...
    Nothing like getting a big bunch of roses after he goes on a "guys only" weekend to know he got more in Vegas than a Bellagio bathrobe...
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    My new year resolution has been to send only high resolution d pics

    I hear you need all the pixles just to fit it in!

    dont believe a word she says. Jen is just trying to make you jealous

    jen who? I have a few Jens, please be specific!
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    My new year resolution has been to send only high resolution d pics

    I hear you need all the pixles just to fit it in!

    dont believe a word she says. Jen is just trying to make you jealous

    jen who? I have a few Jens, please be specific!

    Are they your jens or can we share them because my ad was gonna be this:


    Looking for jens. Will share.

    I can loan some out, but i require payment upfront.
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    Looking for someone with a decent air conditioning unit. Must be in full working order, ceiling fans don't count.
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  • crushingitdaily12345
    crushingitdaily12345 Posts: 577 Member
    Well hey there, Kitty... lol
  • glasstacular
    glasstacular Posts: 56 Member
    Deleting my tinder account now! This thread is awesome. Hit me up ladies. ;)
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    looking for something small and round to fit in my bun. Must be hot. Cheese and ketchup optional. Mustard need not apply.
    No, Texas style chili either?
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    Info pack sent :p
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    Info pack sent :p

    I should probably put a disclaimer in that ad! :o
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    I have questions. What relevant information? What duties?
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