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If you can make this, your in.
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Looking for someone with a positive attitude who can make me think my bad decisions are good ones
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Looking for someone with a positive attitude who can make me think my bad decisions are good ones
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AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
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AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.6 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
So.... sorry alcohol?2 -
This thread is hysterical.0
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
So.... sorry alcohol?
Enough so that I won't remember what you should be sorry for is perfect0 -
AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
lol are you leaking today?
I've only bought flowers once, that was when I proposed. I had them in the room downstairs for the morning.0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
lol are you leaking today?
I've only bought flowers once, that was when I proposed. I had them in the room downstairs for the morning.
What if she had said NO?
There was 0% chance of that happening. Honestly, I had no nerves and no worries about anything.0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
lol are you leaking today?
I've only bought flowers once, that was when I proposed. I had them in the room downstairs for the morning.
That was a sweet gesture. Unless the proposal was an "I'm sorry" too?0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
Do you think that is where the saying '*kitten* your brains out' come from.
"Oh no, she's really mad, better *kitten* her brains out"
Then she's like "oh my God, I think I was mad but I just don't know"
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
Do you think that is where the saying '*kitten* your brains out' come from.
"Oh no, she's really mad, better *kitten* her brains out"
Then she's like "oh my God, I think I was mad but I just don't know"
Hey, great sex will make you forget your own name. I'm just sayin...1 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
Do you think that is where the saying '*kitten* your brains out' come from.
"Oh no, she's really mad, better *kitten* her brains out"
Then she's like "oh my God, I think I was mad but I just don't know"
Hey, great sex will make you forget your own name. I'm just sayin...
That's the excuse I use for not remembering their name too.
Was so good I forgot your name
ETA notice: this was a joke, just to clarify for the people that like to message me about their sensitivities1 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
Do you think that is where the saying '*kitten* your brains out' come from.
"Oh no, she's really mad, better *kitten* her brains out"
Then she's like "oh my God, I think I was mad but I just don't know"
Hey, great sex will make you forget your own name. I'm just sayin...
That's the excuse I use for not remembering their name too.
Was so good I forgot your name
ETA notice: this was a joke, just to clarify for the people that like to message me about their sensitivities
I literally LOL'd at that. Just tell them "I forgot my own name, how the hell can I remember yours?" 1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
Do you think that is where the saying '*kitten* your brains out' come from.
"Oh no, she's really mad, better *kitten* her brains out"
Then she's like "oh my God, I think I was mad but I just don't know"
Hey, great sex will make you forget your own name. I'm just sayin...
That's the excuse I use for not remembering their name too.
Was so good I forgot your name
ETA notice: this was a joke, just to clarify for the people that like to message me about their sensitivities
well i feel awkward ignore my message then
I'm sorry! I just can't take any more messages from you about your sensitive skin. I'm not an eczema expert man!1 -
AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
wait
There's other occasions?
I thought flowers were only for apologies
.... and funerals0 -
Abrowneyedgirl749 wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
Billy, you are the best!SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »AlistairBernardNormal wrote: »Wanted: Man who will fulfill my every desire. Please note my desires change by the second so you must be adaptable. You must enjoy giving massages, grocery shopping, laundry, taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning and fixing things. Also, only men named Kevin or Sam should apply.
This will only work out for me if you act like I'm an inconvenience every time I ask for the smallest favor.
I can do that!!
Perfect. BRB, ordering you flowers that you won't acknowledge or appreciate!
Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....
I hate sorry flowers. Here have something beautiful and watch it die slowly like our relationship.
Exactly! I don't want flowers because you screwed up. Flowers should be a sweet sentiment like you are thinking about someone, not that you are trying to buy yourself out of trouble. LAME
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
Taking notes.2 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Looking for big spoon. Must like alligators.
I can provide at least a little fork.
And I do need boots.0
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