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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    SwedishSarah wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    I have questions. What relevant information? What duties?

    Well, I can see we're at the negotiation stage so I like where this is going. Duties as required as just that but I suspect there will be some of the below:

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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    SwedishSarah wrote: »
    happilybrad wrote: »
    Looking for a sugar mama. Will perform duties as required. Send all relevant information via PM.

    I have questions. What relevant information? What duties?

    Well, I can see we're at the negotiation stage so I like where this is going. Duties as required as just that but I suspect there will be some of the below:

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    Who is responsible for repairing or replacing the damaged shirt in previously aforementioned sugar mama relationship deal?

    These are all detailed in the negotiations and contract stage. If you're interested I'll have my people contacts yours and we can hash out some numbers.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I just saw this on Buzzfeed. Apparently it's a personal ad from 1865.

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    This is great! He had me at two heifers.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited June 2017
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I just saw this on Buzzfeed. Apparently it's a personal ad from 1865.

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    Hell, why didn't I think of posting that when I was 18... LOL
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I just saw this on Buzzfeed. Apparently it's a personal ad from 1865.

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    I just had my parents arrange my marriage. Only had to give 2 cows to her dad to get her. Pretty good deal.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    Hey, his oats & potatoes are bully. He had that going for him too.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Dude has game let's just be honest. He's like an 1800's John Wayne!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!

    Can I wear it?

    My thighs as earmuffs? Sure!
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!

    You're going to get the hose then! :p
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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I'm just going to screen shot my tinder profile6zfdm9ihqp38.jpg

    Bwhahaha! This just totally brought back The Hills Have Eyes meets Buffalo Bill joke...

    and I am a curvy girl but you aren't wearing my skin!

    You're going to get the hose then! :p

    The orange hose?

    Lmao if she doesn't like Cheetos I'll Rinse it off
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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Old fat lady looking for attractive young headless profile. Must have a descriptive vocabulary.

    Google's headless torso to catfish you with
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Looking for a personal assistant..to lend a hand and other appendages as need ..
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    If you need a Woo, give me a holler
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »
    If you need a Woo, give me a holler

    How woo doin'? ;):D

    I just Woo'd the hel1 out of you
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  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »
    If you need a Woo, give me a holler

    How woo doin'? ;):D

    I just Woo'd the hel1 out of you

    My woo wasn't enough

    I'll Woo your melons
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  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    MFP deleted all the woo threads. Is this where we can say the word woo now and not be scared?

    Did they really? What is the point of deleting them? I can't make sense of anything here, I don't know why I bother

    They announced the woo button, and then when conversation about it got too raucous(?) - they shut it down. Seems awfully wooish and full of woo.

    Now I want someone whisper 'Woo' softly in my ear
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    dc8066 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    MFP deleted all the woo threads. Is this where we can say the word woo now and not be scared?

    Did they really? What is the point of deleting them? I can't make sense of anything here, I don't know why I bother

    They announced the woo button, and then when conversation about it got too raucous(?) - they shut it down. Seems awfully wooish and full of woo.

    Now I want someone whisper 'Woo' softly in my ear

    I volunteer as trib-woo-t
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    Looking for somebody to stroke my beard and feed me cereal
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