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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    You were at the gas station pumping gas on MLK Rd and Parkwood drive (no pun intended) yesterday. You looked like you really know how to handle a hose. I was the one that cat called you hanging out the passenger side window of my buddy's blue ford pickup. Please respond if interested
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    looking for someone to ignore you? make you feel insecure about things beyond your control? prey on any lifelong mental issues? flirt with your friends?

    then you are in luck! all of these things can be yours for the cost of a single DM.

    sent <3<3
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    If you're looking for a girl that is curvy as a back country road with great bewbs and toes. Who also works hard, in fact she works all the time so you rarely have to see her! She would love you forever if your hobbies are making her candle lit dinners, long romantic walks and swapping spit when she isn't working. Then hit me up..
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    Do you like bread? Contact me.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    It's a trick. She's going to slap you with it

    Shush. I'm trying to feed the ducks here.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    i like bread bacon greenbacks mula how much ya got?

    I am the bakery.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    edited September 2017
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    Does the bread have yeast?

    It has risen. Can't guarantee nut free though.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    Does the bread have yeast?

    It has risen. Can't garuntee nut free though.

    Aww man, nuts makes me itchy... I'm out. I'm sorry I can't enjoy your loaf.
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    edited September 2017
    Looking for a man with nice arms, hairy chest and money. I'm good at laying on my back and watching TV, making expensive from scratch meals and drinking alcohol.

    Shoe size should exceed 11 inches
    D size should exceed 8 inches
    And height should exceed 6'0

    You not speaking and giving me an allowance is a plus

    Message me!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2017
    Looking to add to my harem.. tell me Im smart , pretty and the only one.. make me believe it and you're in. :laugh:
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    I have a mfp dating coach...look into it...its working out amazingly ...so far I have one D pic, 2 sexy time messages, and a few marriage proposals
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    I have a mfp dating coach...look into it...its working out amazingly ...so far I have one D pic, 2 sexy time messages, and a few marriage proposals

    Great progress! Wait until the guy who owns all the tanning salons contacts you, he will warp your mind.

    haha is this a real guy...well I did have an offer to fly out to go boating <3 but after I sent the requested pics I never heard from him again :'(
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Mr perfectly right now perfect...I know you are out there...I'm waiting patiently for you to realize we are perfect for each other :wink:
  • fjmartini
    fjmartini Posts: 1,149 Member
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Seeking an awesome lady who is willing to share her man with me...I don't want you, but I do want your husband/boyfriend...altho you are a maybe...never say never and all that!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Seeking an awesome lady who is willing to share her man with me...I don't want you, but I do want your husband/boyfriend...altho you are a maybe...never say never and all that!

    I'm a jealous *kitten* so I don't really wanna share my man, but I'm hoping you'd never say never to me ;)

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  • LifeIs420
    LifeIs420 Posts: 150 Member
    For non stop laughter and eating pizza... I know a guy...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LifeIs420 wrote: »
    For non stop laughter and eating pizza... I know a guy...

    Sounds good
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    LifeIs420 wrote: »
    For non stop laughter and eating pizza... I know a guy...

    Knock knock knock
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    forward0backward wrote: »
    LifeIs420 wrote: »
    For non stop laughter and eating pizza... I know a guy...

    Knock knock knock

    Oi.. I saw him first :p

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