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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    Seeking someone super fun!

    Looking for that special someone who is always up for anything, loves adventure and has a bit of a mischievous personality. Must be kindhearted, spontaneous and fun-loving.

    About me...I am all of the above with a twist. Just when you think you have me figured out I will do a 180 and you won't even know what happened...I promise I will always keep you guessing!
  • neilhoopy
    neilhoopy Posts: 280 Member
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    Gym pizza n shots
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Wings beer and oh kitten I can't have either of those :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Seeking someone to help me spend my millions .. ;)
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Looking for a man who eats his salad without dressing and enjoys watching women eat steaks.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    Seeking a fantasy

    If you can make me believe it, it must be true! I am the one for you
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Seeking a fantasy

    If you can make me believe it, it must be true! I am the one for you

    Good evening!
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    edited June 2017
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    "My husband doesn't listen to me, he doesn't understand my needs. You get me......" no worries. I'm your man. I'll pretend to give a *kitten* as long as it takes to get in your pants. You want aggressive. I got it. You want soft. I got that too. I can wear any mask you want.
  • MegaTunez11
    MegaTunez11 Posts: 200 Member
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    Lf a women with a nice butt that I can play with all day, eats wings, drinks beer, funny, cute, and makes money.. is that asking to much?
  • Dc_United305
    Dc_United305 Posts: 128 Member
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    Lmfao!
  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,026 Member
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    Seeking woman, must be able to wash clothes, make sammiches, clean house, mow the lawn, and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of the boat and motor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Bruceapple wrote: »
    Seeking woman, must be able to wash clothes, make sammiches, clean house, mow the lawn, and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of the boat and motor

    Will servants do for the other stuff
    Pic of boat :p
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Seeking someone to help me spend my millions .. ;)

    millions of what exactly?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Bruceapple wrote: »
    Seeking woman, must be able to wash clothes, make sammiches, clean house, mow the lawn, and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Send picture of the boat and motor

    I have assets used for motorboating

    I have a video! :lol:
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    cabronlobos wrote: »
    Looking for a woman that can accept me for me.....rich, and well hung. All those shallow superficial women looking for personality, love, and emotional support and stability.....need not apply.

    Where do I sign up? Who needs all that mushy *kitten*?
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    cabronlobos wrote: »
    Looking for a woman that can accept me for me.....rich, and well hung. All those shallow superficial women looking for personality, love, and emotional support and stability.....need not apply.

    Where do I sign up? Who needs all that mushy *kitten*?

    Sorry ladies, the position has been filled :wink: I'll let you know when I'm done with him!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited June 2017
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    Xo_ChinaDoll_oX wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Seeking someone to help me spend my millions .. ;)

    You picky on gender? :D

    Come on over and we can go for a cruise ..how's the Caribbean sound?

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