MFP Personals
Options
Replies
-
If you need a Woo, give me a holler3
-
I just Woo'd the hel1 out of you2 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »
I just Woo'd the hel1 out of you
My woo wasn't enough
I'll Woo your melons1 -
They announced the woo button, and then when conversation about it got too raucous(?) - they shut it down. Seems awfully wooish and full of woo.
Now I want someone whisper 'Woo' softly in my ear1 -
They announced the woo button, and then when conversation about it got too raucous(?) - they shut it down. Seems awfully wooish and full of woo.
Now I want someone whisper 'Woo' softly in my ear
I volunteer as trib-woo-t3 -
Looking for somebody to stroke my beard and feed me cereal3
-
0 -
A tall well-built man with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
5 -
I'm not looking for a mate...but I am looking for a sugar free, fat free, gluten free, organic, farmer friendly cheesecake that tastes like the real thing and is free.1
-
0
-
I'm always up for meal prepping, and staying in because we can't walk after our leg day. Who's down?!3
-
Monkey_Business wrote: »A tall well-built man with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
:laugh:1 -
5
-
Married annoyingly positive manic depressive with average junk and money seeking young uninhibited online girl for intelligent conversation and discussion about morality. High quality photo/video camera required for clear messaging in non-verbal communication. Must be available during later hours and flexible.
Must like one syllable words, hanging plants, and be able to fix a 1980's Volvo coupe with nothing more than a chewing gum wrapper, a paper clip, and celery salt. Must have all teeth.
Apply within.7 -
Married annoyingly positive manic depressive with average junk and money seeking young uninhibited online girl for intelligent conversation and discussion about morality. High quality photo/video camera required for clear messaging in non-verbal communication. Must be available during later hours and flexible.
Must like one syllable words, hanging plants, and be able to fix a 1980's Volvo coupe with nothing more than a chewing gum wrapper, a paper clip, and celery salt. Must have all teeth.
Apply within.
1
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392K Introduce Yourself
- 43.6K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 402 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 997 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions