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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    If you're looking for a girl that is curvy as a back country road with great bewbs and toes. Who also works hard, in fact she works all the time so you rarely have to see her! She would love you forever if your hobbies are making her candle lit dinners, long romantic walks and swapping spit when she isn't working. Then hit me up..
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    Do you like bread? Contact me.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    It's a trick. She's going to slap you with it

    Shush. I'm trying to feed the ducks here.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    i like bread bacon greenbacks mula how much ya got?

    I am the bakery.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    edited September 2017
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    Does the bread have yeast?

    It has risen. Can't guarantee nut free though.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Do you like bread? Contact me.

    Does the bread have yeast?

    It has risen. Can't garuntee nut free though.

    Aww man, nuts makes me itchy... I'm out. I'm sorry I can't enjoy your loaf.
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    edited September 2017
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    Looking for a man with nice arms, hairy chest and money. I'm good at laying on my back and watching TV, making expensive from scratch meals and drinking alcohol.

    Shoe size should exceed 11 inches
    D size should exceed 8 inches
    And height should exceed 6'0

    You not speaking and giving me an allowance is a plus

    Message me!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited September 2017
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    Looking to add to my harem.. tell me Im smart , pretty and the only one.. make me believe it and you're in. :laugh:
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    I have a mfp dating coach...look into it...its working out amazingly ...so far I have one D pic, 2 sexy time messages, and a few marriage proposals
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    I have a mfp dating coach...look into it...its working out amazingly ...so far I have one D pic, 2 sexy time messages, and a few marriage proposals

    Great progress! Wait until the guy who owns all the tanning salons contacts you, he will warp your mind.

    haha is this a real guy...well I did have an offer to fly out to go boating <3 but after I sent the requested pics I never heard from him again :'(
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Mr perfectly right now perfect...I know you are out there...I'm waiting patiently for you to realize we are perfect for each other :wink:

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