Married and flirty....?

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  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    shameful. absolutely shameful. and here i thought the vows of marriage were sacred!

    To quote what our pastor said to us before we got married "In your marriage you can do whatever you want, as long as it works for the both of you". You don't know that the OP's wife hasn't consented to his online flirting.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Depends on your marriage I guess? Everyone's situation would be different I'd imagine.

    Some people are just "flirty" that's who they are. You can't change that. Presumably you would know this before getting married.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I don't have time for flirting. I'm strictly here for the D. Let's not drag niceties into it.

    PM sent



    ... with attachments
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    It's ok, jimmy. We all know you just want noodz. Send me your kik info & I'll fire off some dic pics for you...


    This thread is about as subtle as a freight train plowing through a tanker truck, that is full of jet fuel while on was on fire...

    But you always refuse when I ask for your dic pic. Not cool, man. Not cool
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Dude stop flirting with me
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.

    By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.

    By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)

    That's not flirting.

    Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.

    By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)

    That's not flirting.

    Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.

    I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.

    By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)

    That's not flirting.

    Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.

    I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?

    It smells like make up
  • fritch_gets_fit26
    fritch_gets_fit26 Posts: 40 Member
    edited September 2017
    Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!

    This just screams gross.

    Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.

    By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)

    That's not flirting.

    Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.

    I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?

    It smells like make up

    Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!

    This just screams gross.

    Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.

    What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.

    By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)

    That's not flirting.

    Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.

    I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?

    It smells like make up

    Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack

    I've got one but it looks like a 6 pack of hot dogs. Wanna smell it?

    Do you even have to ask?
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  • fritch_gets_fit26
    fritch_gets_fit26 Posts: 40 Member
    edited September 2017
    Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!

    This just screams gross.

    Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.

    What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?

    Mine is at least respectful enough to wear pasties or boobie tassels...but the ugly kind that I bought him
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    I would just come across as a dirty old man.

    wait.

    ... that's wrong?



    Drat!

  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member

    Mine is at least respectful enough to wear pasties or boobie tassels...but the ugly kind that I bought him

    Ha!
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!

    This just screams gross.

    Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.

    What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?

    Mine is at least respectful enough to wear pasties or boobie tassels...but the ugly kind that I bought him

    Nice!!
  • It's ok, jimmy. We all know you just want noodz. Send me your kik info & I'll fire off some dic pics for you...


    This thread is about as subtle as a freight train plowing through a tanker truck, that is full of jet fuel while on was on fire...

    But you always refuse when I ask for your dic pic. Not cool, man. Not cool

    Sorry, my camera has currently been sent off for repairs to the factory. It's on a slow boat to China, then they will ship it back. Should be here sometime in the upcoming 2020 decade. So roughly 2.5 years give or take. I'll send some then...
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!

    This just screams gross.

    Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.

    What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?

    Mine is at least respectful enough to wear pasties or boobie tassels...but the ugly kind that I bought him

    Do you get suspicious when he buys he's own pasties or boobie tassels?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.

    Never too late to learn.

    Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.

    By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)

    That's not flirting.

    Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.

    I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?

    It smells like make up

    Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack

    So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
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