Married and flirty....?

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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Oh look! A married person who admits he's married. You're a rare breed around here!

    I've got me a Trophywife, I damn sure do.

    she just rolls her eyes when I call her that.


    I told her: "It's either, 'trophywife' or 'me and my old lady', it's your choice."

    her reply: "why not just call me by my name?"


    "pfft, where's the fun in that??"

    But you can call her a different name every night and it will be like a brand new woman each time.

    she once, a few years ago, received a piece of mail addressed to: "Jodi P. (last name)".

    Jodi is not her last name. In fact, it's not even close.

    Sometimes I'll still call her 'Jodi' or 'Jodi-P' . .... she's not amused.

    Haha, she would not last a day in my house.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Oh look! A married person who admits he's married. You're a rare breed around here!

    I've got me a Trophywife, I damn sure do.

    she just rolls her eyes when I call her that.


    I told her: "It's either, 'trophywife' or 'me and my old lady', it's your choice."

    her reply: "why not just call me by my name?"


    "pfft, where's the fun in that??"

    But you can call her a different name every night and it will be like a brand new woman each time.

    there's only so many brown m&m's you can eat before one day you say "*kitten* it! i want a red one"

    I once had an old girlfriend call me by the wrong name. She called me "Jeff".
    My name isn't Jeff and isn't anywhere close to Jeff.

    Now, some fellas might be taken aback or miffed by being called by the wrong name, but that's the wrong attitude to take.

    I took it as an invitation to try some remarkably raunchy and somewhat kinky acts with her.

    When she protested, I simply replied: "Don't blame me, blame Jeff; those were all of his ideas, not mine."

    My husband has the worst memory in the world. Sometimes I like to mess with him and go " No honey, wrong wife, that wasn't me( he's only been married once)".
    He goes " oh yeah my bad, now I remember it was the blonde one ( I am not blonde)"
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!

    This just screams gross.

    Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.

    What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?

    Tattooed wedding band.

    My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.

    Two things come to mind to me about this

    1) People who are "taken" must have something desirable about them, there is a certain attractiveness about that even if you don't know what it is
    2) It's "safe" to flirt with a person who is in a relationship...it won't be taken as seriously, It's kinda like me flirting with a girl...it's just in good fun

    I think there's some truth to this. Maybe I should start wearing my old wedding ring and see if I get hit on. I have people say to me all the time "how can you be single???", like there's something wrong with me because I'm single.

    I don't know if it works the same for us women. I don't wear my wedding ring, but I don't know if it made a difference when I used to wear it.

    I got hit on all the time when I was married. I think it's "safe" flirting. They know they don't have much of a chance

    Will you please hurry up and find someone so I can hit on you? I'm not getting any younger here.

    No pressure or anything. I guess I'll go write my Tinder profile now.
  • FitBitCee
    FitBitCee Posts: 43 Member
    Everyone giving OP a hard time. At least he's honest about his intentions. Unlike 98% of these married mfp fools...

  • FitBitCee
    FitBitCee Posts: 43 Member
    But on a serious note, yeah if she doesn't know about it , and it's intentional flirting , it's cheating ... lol I'm married . Iv had my trust issues with my husband online. But I always know that I myself will do right by my vows... if I wouldn't do it in front of my husband then I wouldn't do it at all.. I'm too honest with him though to even think of cheating
  • fjmartini
    fjmartini Posts: 1,149 Member
    Flirty can't be cheating. What if a person is naturally charming like myself?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    fjmartini wrote: »
    Flirty can't be cheating. What if a person is naturally charming like myself?

    .... or not.

    B)
  • astral_baby
    astral_baby Posts: 180 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Will there be nipple play?

    I <3 you
  • fjmartini
    fjmartini Posts: 1,149 Member
    What's something that's considered flirty?
  • garethshields
    garethshields Posts: 6 Member
    Lol had a good laugh reading through those comments. I think he just started this thread for a laugh people
  • RamboKitty87
    RamboKitty87 Posts: 272 Member
    "innocent flirting" often leads to more in most cases, seen it happen so many times.
    If my partner was on the internet flirting I would feel betrayed and I sure as hell would not do that to him, MFP is to help with weight issues and give support, not to find people to get your rocks off with, I really dislike it when people get in my IMs trying to flirt with me, its creepy, in my opinion if your married and feel the need to find people to flirt with then your obviously not happy so talk to your wife about it, spice things up between the two of you or go to porn hub and jerk one out like most married men do. Just because its online, there is intent there so at the end of the day its still cheating plain and simple.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    "innocent flirting" often leads to more in most cases, seen it happen so many times.
    If my partner was on the internet flirting I would feel betrayed and I sure as hell would not do that to him, MFP is to help with weight issues and give support, not to find people to get your rocks off with, I really dislike it when people get in my IMs trying to flirt with me, its creepy, in my opinion if your married and feel the need to find people to flirt with then your obviously not happy so talk to your wife about it, spice things up between the two of you or go to porn hub and jerk one out like most married men do. Just because its online, there is intent there so at the end of the day its still cheating plain and simple.

    So hey check your kik, I sent that video you asked me about
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    fjmartini wrote: »
    What's something that's considered flirty?

    That's a hard question to answer. A lot of people have a "flirty" type personality because society doesn't shame us for having it.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Nope. I don't do it, and don't quite understand why anyone would if they're married/with a SO. Although I can only speak about my own relationship. To each their own.
  • astral_baby
    astral_baby Posts: 180 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Will there be nipple play?

    I <3 you

    I think this is flirting.....

    That is not flirting. That is a completely over-the-top public declaration of love based on mutual understanding, respect, true friendship, and most importantly, comic timing.
  • astral_baby
    astral_baby Posts: 180 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Will there be nipple play?

    I <3 you

    I think this is flirting.....

    That is not flirting. That is a completely over-the-top public declaration of love based on mutual understanding, respect, true friendship, and most importantly, comic timing.

    Can you recommend a good moisturizer for dry elbows?

    Cetaphil, bro
  • Zac1644
    Zac1644 Posts: 1,173 Member
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  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    Will there be nipple play?

    I <3 you

    I think this is flirting.....

    That is not flirting. That is a completely over-the-top public declaration of love based on mutual understanding, respect, true friendship, and most importantly, comic timing.

    Can you recommend a good moisturizer for dry elbows?

    You probably aren't drinking enough water. Do you feel thirsty?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    A lot of women here love to bash on the married dudes flirting and getting all pervy......i tend to believe the majority of women getting freaky on this site are married as well......i just may have a naughty list of these women seeing I have been branded the devil here lately....;)

    You can always PM me that one.
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    I'm thirsty, single, and in need of a mfp husband who will send gift cards...send to PO box luvaintathingbutachickenwing
  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    This is pathetic.
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    This is pathetic.

    I agree!
  • rickiimarieee
    rickiimarieee Posts: 2,212 Member
    Being married and flirting. Like it's okay if you have admirers or whatever but when you step it up a notch and are flirting knowing your spouse would not be okay with it, if your spouse is okay with it, do your thing. But if she or he doesn't know or you gotta hide it, it's cheating.
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