Married and flirty....?
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OutOfUserName wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Mine is at least respectful enough to wear pasties or boobie tassels...but the ugly kind that I bought him
pasties and boobie tassels what is it? google just gave me some empanada picture and some bra with tassels
the safe setting giveth; the safe setting taketh away.2 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
Never too late to learn.
Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.
By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
That's not flirting.
Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
It smells like make up
Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
Freaky is what makes it good0 -
Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »It's ok, jimmy. We all know you just want noodz. Send me your kik info & I'll fire off some dic pics for you...
This thread is about as subtle as a freight train plowing through a tanker truck, that is full of jet fuel while on was on fire...
But you always refuse when I ask for your dic pic. Not cool, man. Not cool
Sorry, my camera has currently been sent off for repairs to the factory. It's on a slow boat to China, then they will ship it back. Should be here sometime in the upcoming 2020 decade. So roughly 2.5 years give or take. I'll send some then...
I am putting this on my calendar and counting down the days.1 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
Never too late to learn.
Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.
By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
That's not flirting.
Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
It smells like make up
Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
Freaky is what makes it good
Wait. Before I answer that. Are you wearing a shirt or shirtless ?0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
Never too late to learn.
Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.
By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
That's not flirting.
Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
It smells like make up
Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
Freaky is what makes it good
Wait. Before I answer that. Are you wearing a shirt or shirtless ?
Yes0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
Never too late to learn.
Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.
By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
That's not flirting.
Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
It smells like make up
Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
Freaky is what makes it good
Wait. Before I answer that. Are you wearing a shirt or shirtless ?
Yes
I got bacon too.1 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
Never too late to learn.
Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.
By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
That's not flirting.
Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
It smells like make up
Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
Freaky is what makes it good
Wait. Before I answer that. Are you wearing a shirt or shirtless ?
Yes
I got bacon too.
Will you marry me?0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
Never too late to learn.
Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.
By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
That's not flirting.
Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
It smells like make up
Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
Freaky is what makes it good
Wait. Before I answer that. Are you wearing a shirt or shirtless ?
Yes
I got bacon too.
Will you marry me?
Now you're being all flirty and *kitten* * eye roll*0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »I don't really know how to flirt. However, I do have three daughters and I have learned to compliment. If I tell someone they look nice, I am usually trying to pay them a compliment, not flirting with them. But, I guess it is how it is received, not sent.
Never too late to learn.
Too late for me. 63 years old. I would just come across as a dirty old man. I reserve most of my compliments to my daughters, granddaughters and wife.
By the way, your workouts are paying off. Back looks great. (Is that Flirty or Complimentary?)
That's not flirting.
Sometimes I feel bad for men that have to be super careful about what they say here, in fear of sounding like they are being flirty or trying to hit on women.
I like the way your back looks, can I smell it?
It smells like make up
Oh nothing better than a back 6 pack
So...on both, back and front is kinda freaky?
Freaky is what makes it good
Wait. Before I answer that. Are you wearing a shirt or shirtless ?
Yes
I got bacon too.
Will you marry me?
Now you're being all flirty and *kitten* * eye roll*
I mean gross you suck get away0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.1 -
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
It's true, I hit on him a lot1 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
It's true, I hit on him a lot
I don't blame you.1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
thats the reason i dont wear mine lol
Isn't that weird how it works.0 -
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Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Nothing.0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
That's true0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
Two things come to mind to me about this
1) People who are "taken" must have something desirable about them, there is a certain attractiveness about that even if you don't know what it is
2) It's "safe" to flirt with a person who is in a relationship...it won't be taken as seriously, It's kinda like me flirting with a girl...it's just in good fun5 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
Two things come to mind to me about this
1) People who are "taken" must have something desirable about them, there is a certain attractiveness about that even if you don't know what it is
2) It's "safe" to flirt with a person who is in a relationship...it won't be taken as seriously, It's kinda like me flirting with a girl...it's just in good fun
I think there's some truth to this. Maybe I should start wearing my old wedding ring and see if I get hit on. I have people say to me all the time "how can you be single???", like there's something wrong with me because I'm single.3 -
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
Two things come to mind to me about this
1) People who are "taken" must have something desirable about them, there is a certain attractiveness about that even if you don't know what it is
2) It's "safe" to flirt with a person who is in a relationship...it won't be taken as seriously, It's kinda like me flirting with a girl...it's just in good fun
I think there's some truth to this. Maybe I should start wearing my old wedding ring and see if I get hit on. I have people say to me all the time "how can you be single???", like there's something wrong with me because I'm single.
I don't know if it works the same for us women. I don't wear my wedding ring, but I don't know if it made a difference when I used to wear it.0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
Two things come to mind to me about this
1) People who are "taken" must have something desirable about them, there is a certain attractiveness about that even if you don't know what it is
2) It's "safe" to flirt with a person who is in a relationship...it won't be taken as seriously, It's kinda like me flirting with a girl...it's just in good fun
I think there's some truth to this. Maybe I should start wearing my old wedding ring and see if I get hit on. I have people say to me all the time "how can you be single???", like there's something wrong with me because I'm single.
I don't know if it works the same for us women. I don't wear my wedding ring, but I don't know if it made a difference when I used to wear it.
I got hit on all the time when I was married. I think it's "safe" flirting. They know they don't have much of a chance1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »fritch_gets_fit26 wrote: »jimmypalooza wrote: »Ok I know I'm not the only one here. I'm not here to cheat but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu! LoL Just check in and see who's looking!
This just screams gross.
Let me guess...you've "innocently" messaged women on here to tell them how beautiful they are and only friend request females...bc nothing says "devoted husband" like a shirtless pic and a post checking to see who else wants to be emotionally unfaithful to their spouse.
What do devoted husbands wear on their pics?
Tattooed wedding band.
My husband says he gets hit on more when he wears his wedding band.
Two things come to mind to me about this
1) People who are "taken" must have something desirable about them, there is a certain attractiveness about that even if you don't know what it is
2) It's "safe" to flirt with a person who is in a relationship...it won't be taken as seriously, It's kinda like me flirting with a girl...it's just in good fun
I think there's some truth to this. Maybe I should start wearing my old wedding ring and see if I get hit on. I have people say to me all the time "how can you be single???", like there's something wrong with me because I'm single.
I don't know if it works the same for us women. I don't wear my wedding ring, but I don't know if it made a difference when I used to wear it.
I got hit on all the time when I was married. I think it's "safe" flirting. They know they don't have much of a chance
I get hit on all the time too, sometimes by guys half my age. But I should wear my ring and see if there is any difference.1 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Oh look! A married person who admits he's married. You're a rare breed around here!
I've got me a Trophywife, I damn sure do.
she just rolls her eyes when I call her that.
I told her: "It's either, 'trophywife' or 'me and my old lady', it's your choice."
her reply: "why not just call me by my name?"
"pfft, where's the fun in that??"2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Oh look! A married person who admits he's married. You're a rare breed around here!
I've got me a Trophywife, I damn sure do.
she just rolls her eyes when I call her that.
I told her: "It's either, 'trophywife' or 'me and my old lady', it's your choice."
her reply: "why not just call me by my name?"
"pfft, where's the fun in that??"
But you can call her a different name every night and it will be like a brand new woman each time.0 -
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Ironandwine69 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Oh look! A married person who admits he's married. You're a rare breed around here!
I've got me a Trophywife, I damn sure do.
she just rolls her eyes when I call her that.
I told her: "It's either, 'trophywife' or 'me and my old lady', it's your choice."
her reply: "why not just call me by my name?"
"pfft, where's the fun in that??"
But you can call her a different name every night and it will be like a brand new woman each time.
she once, a few years ago, received a piece of mail addressed to: "Jodi P. (last name)".
Jodi is not her last name. In fact, it's not even close.
Sometimes I'll still call her 'Jodi' or 'Jodi-P' . .... she's not amused.2 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Oh look! A married person who admits he's married. You're a rare breed around here!
I've got me a Trophywife, I damn sure do.
she just rolls her eyes when I call her that.
I told her: "It's either, 'trophywife' or 'me and my old lady', it's your choice."
her reply: "why not just call me by my name?"
"pfft, where's the fun in that??"
But you can call her a different name every night and it will be like a brand new woman each time.
there's only so many brown m&m's you can eat before one day you say "*kitten* it! i want a red one"
I once had an old girlfriend call me by the wrong name. She called me "Jeff".
My name isn't Jeff and isn't anywhere close to Jeff.
Now, some fellas might be taken aback or miffed by being called by the wrong name, but that's the wrong attitude to take.
I took it as an invitation to try some remarkably raunchy and somewhat kinky acts with her.
When she protested, I simply replied: "Don't blame me, blame Jeff; those were all of his ideas, not mine."8
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