What's your cheesiest pick up line

HealthyAshes88888

hellvee wrote: »

hit me with your best, i'm a very sultry woman

I read that as slutty. So sorry

ryanthegreat314

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

HealthyAshes88888

I have a full tank of gas, $100, and nowhere to be. Let's go.

Only great memories happen here.
Unless they're saying that from inside a van with no windows.

KyleGrace8

hellvee wrote: »

pekovic_m wrote: »

Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

I do that finger point thing all the time irl bc of this gif.

Break__You

What's he difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face.

ryanthegreat314

If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds?

Break__You

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dewey

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?

ryanthegreat314

Want to go halfsies on a *kitten* child?

YosemiteSlamAK

Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like some?

TheRoadDog