What's your cheesiest pick up line

SEAHORSES4EVER

TheRoadDog wrote: »

These cheese ones are melting my heart!

YosemiteSlamAK

From the Belemy Brothers classic- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

shoppingmaniac1986

Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard

Mike_take2

Bet you can’t make me finish first

SEAHORSES4EVER

Breathe if you want to have sex with me.

Ironandwine69

hellvee wrote: »

Hey girl I wanna ask your dad for permission to marry you one day and I hope your family approves of me because i want a healthy relationship with them as well

I can see this resulting in animalistic sex.

Ironandwine69

hellvee wrote: »

Hey girl let me tunnel in to you with my VPN.

What's VPN?

Ironandwine69

hellvee wrote: »

Virile *kitten* Needle

Isn't that what that old girlfriend of yours used to call you?

thecookiemonsterbaker

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Hey girl are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you're really loud and annoying

Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you’re smoking hot.

meganpettigrew86

I was knocked out by your beauty...or was it your spinning back fist?