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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TreasureDiver1 wrote: »
    A horse walked into a bar. Bartender asked him, why the long face ?

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  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    Local police have launched a murder investigation after a body was found in a rice field yesterday. It appears that the victim was killed at that location with a small stone figurine. Police are not yet releasing the victim's name, but they say this seems to be the county's first ever case of a knickknack paddy whack.

    Honestly there's some real news stories that could be posted too. Lol
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,232 Member
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    A bonus humor pill...a little Christmas humor...☺

    A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with last minute shoppers.

    As they walked through the mall, the wife was surprised when she turned around and her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot of shopping to do.

    She was worried and called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.

    In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

    The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

    He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 293 Member
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    How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb??

    It all depends on whether or not the lightbulb wants to phage
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Lol
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,847 Member
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    Mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bar tend says we don't serve mushrooms here. Mushroom sas why not I a fun guy.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Working at home sucks...
    ....if you’re a firefighter.
  • 0911shunamite
    0911shunamite Posts: 150 Member
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    Read it aloud
    Me:Knock knock
    You:Who’s there?
    Me:I eat mop
    You: I eat mop who

  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    what did one Kiwi (New Zealand) Statue say to the other Kiwi (New Zealand) Statue??

    Statue Bro!
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Lol those are great haha I really needed a laugh today
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    My jokes are too dirty to post here, you all got good ones though. Thanks for sharing

    Inbox it lol
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Lol why

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