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  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Lol
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    What‘s E.T. short for?
    Because he has little legs.
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
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    What does a prostitute and a stamp both have in common?

    You can lick em, stick em, and send them away.
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Resistive wrote: »
    What does a prostitute and a stamp both have in common?

    You can lick em, stick em, and send them away.

    and their prices keep going up...
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
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    ekim2016 wrote: »
    Resistive wrote: »
    What does a prostitute and a stamp both have in common?

    You can lick em, stick em, and send them away.

    and their prices keep going up...

    Ha! I have no idea what either of their rates are, lol!
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
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  • NickSang92
    NickSang92 Posts: 36 Member
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    What has four letters, sometimes has nine letter but never has five letters?
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    nsanger92 wrote: »
    What has four letters, sometimes has nine letter but never has five letters?

    What?
  • NickSang92
    NickSang92 Posts: 36 Member
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    Perhaps has seven letters
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    Occasionally has 12 letters?
  • NickSang92
    NickSang92 Posts: 36 Member
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    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    Occasionally has 12 letters?

    Definitely has ten letters!

  • Marillian
    Marillian Posts: 3,892 Member
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    It's not a question, it's a statement.

    What has four letters, (w-h-a-t) sometimes has nine letters (s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s) but never (n-e-v-e-r) has five letters.

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