Friend request requirements
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I don't have enough time for my current friends, though I try damn hard.
So you would have to be impressive to get past my clause of no more requests.
This is not a challenge, I'm going to say no.
^^^THIS!! So sad...I'll never sit at his table....^^^0 -
I accept anyone then if they creep me out I delete
A simple strategy for me lol
Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
with these minor fixes, you too can be ghetto fabulous--
Hey shawty, lemme holla at you right quick, ya know what I'm sayin? peeped you out over there you looking kinda good, ya know what i'm sayin? so check it-ya know how about you an me go back to the spot, chill, prolly sip on some of this henney,,you know? den, you know what i'm...saying, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya feel me?0 -
nONE THATS RIDICULOUS0
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none. Just don't be a ****!0
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I agree with you. I don't like some of these comments that are being left. If it is a "creepy" person, and I have had one then I delete. Everyone else there is no requirement like one guy said, "if they don't log in". This is no High School....lol...please!0
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none. Just don't be a ****!
Hey, sometimes it can't be helped!
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they have to pass a 6-hour written exam with a score in the 85th percentile.
then there is PT. they have to meet certain minimum physical requirements.
finally, they have to sign a sworn affidavit that they are not now, nor have ever been, a member of any of the following cults:
- clean/paleo/primal
- crossfit
- asparagus/brussels sprouts/black licorice
i think these are fair and sensible requirements.
At least you spelled brussels sprouts correctly.0 -
Boob are always accepted. If they come with a smart *kitten* message or a dirty joke, then I'll probably marry them...
We're married!!
YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED???!!! WTF???!!!! 0 -
I accept them and if they are an *kitten*, then they will be deleted. So far no one has been one. :-)0
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Well, first you have to send me a message. After that, I will contact you and ask you to submit 3 references: 2 professional, and 1 personal. Then I will creep your porile and check what kinds of posts you make. I will scan your FL, and see if we have any friends in common. If so, I will PM each and everyone, and get a full detailing of every interaction that you have ever had with those people.
Finally, I will contact my buddies in the NSA, and get your real name, group affiliations, and your IP address. I will do a cursory google search, and check out your facebook page. From there I will log into my UNIX box, and ping you. I will get your exact address, and set up surveillance outside of your home, and watch you for 24 hours. When you go to work, I will break into your home, and gather samples of hair and such and analyze them in my mobile lab for a complete DNA breakdown. If the genetic makeup comes out ok, and you have not had any issues along the way, I will send you a PM welcoming you to my FL, and tell you my "real" first name.
As you can guess, it is a long tedious process. That's why I have 47 pending FRs right now.
Once you get into your FL, it gets kinda lonely when you move on to someone new.....just saying. Miss ya.
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No real serious requirements, I just like to know how they found me whether it was on a forum or at random but I'm not obsessive when it comes to my FL, all are welcome and if you turn out to be a creeper then that's what the delete and/or block button is for
^^^This0 -
I actually have a 20 page questionnaire, a background check, drug test, and three rounds of interviews.
Yeah, but do you run a credit check complete with FICO score?0 -
i have facebook to use as a place to just be "friends"... here, i do want people who have similar goals as me, those ACTIVELY trying to lose weight or become fit. im not interested in just having a high friend tally. id like a message of why they friend requested me... do you want to motivate eachother? do you want to molest me? do you want to skin me and make a full "body coat" for yourself??? yeah, i do want a message, and i do want only those who are extremely active. not someone who signs on every 5 days or so... and is not really taking it serious... im not here to make regular friends... im here to do my thing, and if someone wants to motivate me, great, and if someone thinks they may be motivated by me, great...
LOL--literally!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Accept anyone basically unless they prove to be a creeper.
So, if i send you junk pics of your own junk in the FR, you would deny me?0 -
You must be one of the following beings...
OOOOr just dont have a creepy profile pic that pretty much suffices0 -
I have a very sophisticated system...
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Boob are always accepted. If they come with a smart *kitten* message or a dirty joke, then I'll probably marry them...
We're married!!
YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED???!!! WTF???!!!!
Yeah but I thought we had an agreement. Well... Ok. I had an agreement...0 -
I have one...no, two rules.
First, no Canadians from Nova Scotia.
Second, they must bust *kitten*.
Third, women only. I have enough guy friends and that's just weird. Unless it's Whierd, but he won't call me back.
At first all I read was no Canadians. I was about to rage snap.
It's not a bad idea. Once you get a Canadian on your list, they breed and multiply. If they really exist.
No quote quoting! You're supposed to be running away scared right now.
I'm still waiting for the oil wrestling.
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To weed out the riff-raff, I ask for a background check by the FBI and drug test/STD test done at least within the last month. They must have a bachelor's degree, if not enough job experience to make up for the lack of a degree. That's just for starters. Then I have a talent and swimsuit competition portion too for those that make it that far in the application process.0
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Boob are always accepted. If they come with a smart *kitten* message or a dirty joke, then I'll probably marry them...
We're married!!
You are married?! No more flirting with you. 0 -
To be my friend you need to be shredded as ****! diet must of consist of 100% chicken!0
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none. Just don't be a ****!
Well. that puts me out.0 -
Boob are always accepted. If they come with a smart *kitten* message or a dirty joke, then I'll probably marry them...
We're married!!
YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED???!!! WTF???!!!!
How do you feel about polygamy?0 -
I'm properly caffeinated, mildly intoxicated or otherwise in a relatively good mood.0
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Well, first you have to send me a message. After that, I will contact you and ask you to submit 3 references: 2 professional, and 1 personal. Then I will creep your porile and check what kinds of posts you make. I will scan your FL, and see if we have any friends in common. If so, I will PM each and everyone, and get a full detailing of every interaction that you have ever had with those people.
Finally, I will contact my buddies in the NSA, and get your real name, group affiliations, and your IP address. I will do a cursory google search, and check out your facebook page. From there I will log into my UNIX box, and ping you. I will get your exact address, and set up surveillance outside of your home, and watch you for 24 hours. When you go to work, I will break into your home, and gather samples of hair and such and analyze them in my mobile lab for a complete DNA breakdown. If the genetic makeup comes out ok, and you have not had any issues along the way, I will send you a PM welcoming you to my FL, and tell you my "real" first name.
As you can guess, it is a long tedious process. That's why I have 47 pending FRs right now.
Once you get into your FL, it gets kinda lonely when you move on to someone new.....just saying. Miss ya. :sad:
I's more that this is my busy season, and my time has shrunk smaller than my FL can handle. I'm just out and active alot in the summer. Give it a little while. Once the kids are back in school, etc. I will be able to give you more loving.0 -
I have one...no, two rules.
First, no Canadians from Nova Scotia.
Second, they must bust *kitten*.
Third, women only. I have enough guy friends and that's just weird. Unless it's Whierd, but he won't call me back.
I told you to leave a voicemail!0 -
I'm just to important to go to your page, you should feel special I give you the opportunity to post on mine!A message is nice but not a deal breaker by any means.
What will initiate a delete is a friend request but not one comment after. I mean what was the point of the request? lol I think asking for a post here and there to prove you are alive is not unreasonable.0 -
No requirement but I do delete after a period of inactivity.0
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Coca Cola drinkers only.0
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I require them all to fill out a "Friend Qualification Application". It must be filled out completely. I then check their references, do a background check, request a drug test, talk to their kindergarten teacher, and check their credit score. If some skeleton's ain't found in their closet, they don't make the cut.
Seriously though, I usually give anyone a chance unless they send me weirdo messages. Unless they are flattering weirdo messages, those get automatic acceptance. If they say something clever, they get automatic acceptance. I clean my friend's list out regularly. If no communication is made or there is no connection, you get crapcanned.0
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