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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    Coffee makes people naughty
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Man arrested after exposing himself in the produce aisle and yelling about handling the goods .
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    Girl escapes loony bin found in MFP forums. Brought back to hospital for anxiety attack.

    That is very nice
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
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    Local Chef Introduces New Dish "Fanbois"; Creates Instant Hit-Public Goes Wild
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    Canada has the best army
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    michael1976_ca wrote: »
    Canada has the best army

    You are the guy who likes cats that I was trying to think of in the movie thread
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Introverted woman flirted with a guy, it wasn't awkward
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    Serial MFP Rage Quitters Not Looking For Attention
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Atlanta has two non consecutive snow days in one winter
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Atlanta has two non consecutive snow days in one winter

    Atlanta drivers learn to drive in snow properly
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited January 2018
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    People used to driving on snow make fun of Atlanta drivers: Wind up in ditch after trying to drive on the ice/snow here
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    People used to driving on snow make fun of Atlanta drivers: Wind up in ditch after trying to drive on the ice/snow here

    Atlanta driver’s run seasoned snow drivers off the road with their stupidity.

    Wait, not absurd.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    Teenager Tells Parents They Were Right
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    Teenager Tells Parents They Were Right

    I have proof this is a lie
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    Teenager Tells Parents They Were Right

    I have proof this is a lie
    0z2nc880ubh0.jpeg

    Looks like my son’s room.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Blind man tells con man "I can see right through you."

    Deaf man says to cranky wife "you apologizing would be music to my ears!"

    Woman on high horse calls fire Dept. needing
    help to get down.

    Narcissistic woman constantly checks if she's breathing by putting a mirror under her nose.

    Highschool football legend now known for quarter pounders, not being quarterback.

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