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eccomi_qui wrote: »

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »

Local officials ban fruit; virgins everywhere devestated: More to come on the 11:00 news.

Wow

poetic_cell

Freelee The Banana Girl Seen Devouring Saucy Steak, Fans Gave Up Veganism

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_seahorses5ever wrote: »

Confessions from Mary: "I ate the lambs, no ragrets"

I literally LOLd at this.

whosshe

Local Man Bites Into Cricket Learns he is Also a Cricket

gardengnomemanifesto

This just in: Bigfoot seen making out with Shaquille O’Neil at Olive Garden

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Man put on blast for marking another woman’s post with “hug”.

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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

This just in: Bigfoot seen making out with Shaquille O’Neil at Olive Garden

Times Square Olive Garden?

In Texas

poetic_cell

Kim Kardashian is running for Senate! Mrs. West announced Behind The Scenes in the new season of KUWTK

eccomi_qui

Woman on Internet forum finds out man’s roommate actually his wife

whosshe

90-year old Woman Attacks Eiffel Tower with Baguette. Tower Pressing Charges.

gardengnomemanifesto

Mean man on internet found to be passive aggressive wimpy underachiever in real life

caco_ethes

“THIS IS AN OUTRAGE” STATES OUTRAGED PERSON

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Ice cream diet doesn’t work, scientists say.