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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Man eats entire mcdonalds menu on 'day 1' of diet
I told you that was just between us
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Sugar sweet MFP moderator handed a beloved poster a 3 point warning for clicking the woo button on her in response to closing a funny and harmless thread! Beloved poster doesn't really care anymore and might resign herself to strictly using the heavily censored site for logging net carbs and obsessing about weekly weigh ins!
Read more! READ MORE!!!4 -
Sugar sweet MFP moderator handed a beloved poster a 3 point warning for clicking the woo button on her in response to closing a funny and harmless thread! Beloved poster doesn't really care anymore and might resign herself to strictly using the heavily censored site for logging net carbs and obsessing about weekly weigh ins!
YOURE IN JAIL3 -
Sugar sweet MFP moderator handed a beloved poster a 3 point warning for clicking the woo button on her in response to closing a funny and harmless thread! Beloved poster doesn't really care anymore and might resign herself to strictly using the heavily censored site for logging net carbs and obsessing about weekly weigh ins!
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Woman jailed for eating a banana2
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Woman claims to be sleeping, posts selfie2
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Woman calls other member fat, is shocked for some reason when banned.4
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gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Woman claims to be sleeping, posts selfie
A couple on my facebook does this- post a cute little snap of them asleep with a caption "Aww we love sleeping together"
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Guy uses toothpick; has not imagination because lack of sleep1
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Man and woman post bathtub selfie, internet vaporized2
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Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Scientists Discover You Can Tell The Difference Between A Crocodile And An Alligator By Paying Attention To Whether You See Them Later Or After Awhile
I found this WAY funnier that I should have!!0 -
Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Scientists Discover You Can Tell The Difference Between A Crocodile And An Alligator By Paying Attention To Whether You See Them Later Or After Awhile
I found this WAY funnier that I should have!!
I'm a beast at Dad Jokes.1 -
Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life1
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Woman disconnects from social media, hopes her Facebook post about it goes viral1
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life
Virgin Turns To Spice Puns: Realizes Words Are The Trick To Gettin' Some1 -
Sausage man finds broccoli to be more like mockery; something something something hockey2
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Woman discovers the amount of whining at home is actually equal to the amount of whining on mfp....decides to live with geese and poop on lawns1
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Woman claims to be sleeping, posts selfie
A couple on my facebook does this- post a cute little snap of them asleep with a caption "Aww we love sleeping together"
Who took the pic then??
You should look up the "can I go now guys?" meme.
Just did...it fits.
I used the one of Amy Poehler with the video camera playing the "cool mom" in Mean Girls though.0 -
Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life
Virgin Turns To Spice Puns: Realizes Words Are The Trick To Gettin' Some
It’s Thyme for You to let me Nutmeg.0 -
Vegan implodes after not telling someone about being vegan for 12 hours3
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life
Virgin Turns To Spice Puns: Realizes Words Are The Trick To Gettin' Some
It’s Thyme for You to let me Nutmeg.
*swoon*
Do you happen to know a Meg in real life? You should try this out and let us know how it goes.2 -
Woman declares "if you don't know why I'm mad, I'm not going to tell you!" Man settles in for a long night of hearing why woman is mad.3
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Man with eleven toes discovers he can’t actually count3
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Vague poetry thread shut down because poets got “deep”, profound4
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