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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Man eats entire mcdonalds menu on 'day 1' of diet

    I told you that was just between us :'(
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Sugar sweet MFP moderator handed a beloved poster a 3 point warning for clicking the woo button on her in response to closing a funny and harmless thread! Beloved poster doesn't really care anymore and might resign herself to strictly using the heavily censored site for logging net carbs and obsessing about weekly weigh ins!

    Read more! READ MORE!!!
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Sugar sweet MFP moderator handed a beloved poster a 3 point warning for clicking the woo button on her in response to closing a funny and harmless thread! Beloved poster doesn't really care anymore and might resign herself to strictly using the heavily censored site for logging net carbs and obsessing about weekly weigh ins!

    YOURE IN JAIL
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Sugar sweet MFP moderator handed a beloved poster a 3 point warning for clicking the woo button on her in response to closing a funny and harmless thread! Beloved poster doesn't really care anymore and might resign herself to strictly using the heavily censored site for logging net carbs and obsessing about weekly weigh ins!

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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Woman jailed for eating a banana
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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Woman claims to be sleeping, posts selfie
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Woman calls other member fat, is shocked for some reason when banned.
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Woman claims to be sleeping, posts selfie

    A couple on my facebook does this- post a cute little snap of them asleep with a caption "Aww we love sleeping together"
    Who took the pic then??
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Guy uses toothpick; has not imagination because lack of sleep
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Man and woman post bathtub selfie, internet vaporized
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    Scientists Discover You Can Tell The Difference Between A Crocodile And An Alligator By Paying Attention To Whether You See Them Later Or After Awhile

    I found this WAY funnier that I should have!!
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
    becky3695 wrote: »
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    Scientists Discover You Can Tell The Difference Between A Crocodile And An Alligator By Paying Attention To Whether You See Them Later Or After Awhile

    I found this WAY funnier that I should have!!

    I'm a beast at Dad Jokes.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Woman disconnects from social media, hopes her Facebook post about it goes viral
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life

    Virgin Turns To Spice Puns: Realizes Words Are The Trick To Gettin' Some
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Sausage man finds broccoli to be more like mockery; something something something hockey
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Sausage man finds broccoli to be more like mockery; something something something hockey

    Why do you hate me?
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Woman discovers the amount of whining at home is actually equal to the amount of whining on mfp....decides to live with geese and poop on lawns
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    Woman claims to be sleeping, posts selfie

    A couple on my facebook does this- post a cute little snap of them asleep with a caption "Aww we love sleeping together"
    Who took the pic then??

    You should look up the "can I go now guys?" meme.

    Just did...it fits.
    I used the one of Amy Poehler with the video camera playing the "cool mom" in Mean Girls though.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life

    Virgin Turns To Spice Puns: Realizes Words Are The Trick To Gettin' Some

    It’s Thyme for You to let me Nutmeg.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Vegan implodes after not telling someone about being vegan for 12 hours
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Man obsessed with sausages turns to broccoli to try and spice up his sex life

    Virgin Turns To Spice Puns: Realizes Words Are The Trick To Gettin' Some

    It’s Thyme for You to let me Nutmeg.

    *swoon*
    Do you happen to know a Meg in real life? You should try this out and let us know how it goes.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Woman declares "if you don't know why I'm mad, I'm not going to tell you!" Man settles in for a long night of hearing why woman is mad.
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  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Man with eleven toes discovers he can’t actually count
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Vague poetry thread shut down because poets got “deep”, profound
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