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km8907

Are you incredibly attractive with huge boobs? 11 reasons why that turns off doctors.

gardengnomemanifesto

Sam said it again, and was Silenced.

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

EyeLoveCake wrote: »

Man trades wife in for Subway giftcard

Men Worldwide Angry At Subway For Educating Women On How Long 12 Inches Really Is

gardengnomemanifesto

This just in...Passive Aggressive man discovers MFP, thinks it is heaven.

km8907

Did Deb finally leave Carl and find her cigarettes?

NewlifeinNW

In a stunning discovery, Coconut oil is being hailed as not only making people more tallish, but also improving credit scores.

Motorsheen

"Wife says: 'Do Whatever You Want.'.... and actually means it!"

gardengnomemanifesto

Man discovers gorgeous woman he's been "talkin to" on the internet is actually his own brother

km8907

Woman who has never witnessed drama claims normal conversation is rude.

cee134

"Old man yells at cloud"

cee134

Guy eats an apple, attracts doctors.

eccomi_qui

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

Walmart runs out of Cumin, nobody knows why

Honestly how dare you

caco_ethes

Millennial children find that life actually IS fair

km8907

Mysterious flagger on the loose: "Fun is stupid!"

gardengnomemanifesto

Coconut Oil discovered to actually be "The Cure" for ED