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Absurd Headlines
caco_ethes
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Is this self-explanatory? I feel like this is self-explanatory. But in case it isn’t, make up ridiculous headlines here.
Ex. Gorilla Caught Embezzling Will Spend Rest of His Life Behind Bars
Ex. Gorilla Caught Embezzling Will Spend Rest of His Life Behind Bars
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Man remains virgin until he dies, regrets nothing5
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Aliens Blow Up Moon; Leaders Worldwide Meet to Discuss Why Aliens are Such Jerks3
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Did we just want to throw 'the onion'screenshots on here or legitimate ones?1
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »Woman walks down the street without encountering any pervy men
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Two Canadians caught fighting over who gets to go through the door first, both apologize3
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This; is not a headline; but you know; what it is.2
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Did we just want to throw 'the onion'screenshots on here or legitimate ones?
Man Confused by Simple Instructions Makes Things Unnecessarily Complicated11 -
Man in fadora expects nookie after treating a woman with respect3
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Man with beard thicker on his neck than his cheeks expects relations after braving friend zone for 16 years2
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Man gets put in the friendzone states 'I never really had friends before, this is neat'1
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"Starving Artist" admits he actually eats at the shelter every day for free5
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Doctors hate him! Women love him! Find out how to enlarge your penis with this crazy trick1
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Want to meet hot elderly women? Click here! 3 miles away!2
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Man Claims to be Best at Something; Fact Checking Ensues0
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New book leaves fans scratching their heads and wondering "didn't that author die?"2
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Woman covered in lard slips on banana peel at Walmart3
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Man dies of paranoia; thought every vague was about him - more @ 5 on WHGZ1
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Person finds thing they lost first place they look.5
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Asteroid to Hit Earth Somewhere in Northern Hemisphere, say Scientists. People in Southern Hemisphere Clamor for Protective Eyewear0
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Cat drives elderly woman to emergency room, story at 111
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Woman realizes her two friends that said they wanted to take her to the Eiffel Tower meant something different entirely - more on the podcast3
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Reporter Quits Capitalizing first letter of every word in headline because it’s dumb2
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Woman laughs at man believing he was correct2
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Man eats finger found in salad, fingers owner sues man for cannibalism4
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Steamed Broccoli Makes Girl Randy Bro3
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Men start a riot outside of MFP headquarters claiming the website ruined their marriage.3
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Girl confused by boyfriend calling her 'Bro'1
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