Absurd Headlines

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Person finds thing they lost first place they look.

caco_ethes

Asteroid to Hit Earth Somewhere in Northern Hemisphere, say Scientists. People in Southern Hemisphere Clamor for Protective Eyewear

gardengnomemanifesto

Cat drives elderly woman to emergency room, story at 11

eccomi_qui

Woman realizes her two friends that said they wanted to take her to the Eiffel Tower meant something different entirely - more on the podcast

caco_ethes

Reporter Quits Capitalizing first letter of every word in headline because it’s dumb

CaptainFantastic00

Woman laughs at man believing he was correct

gardengnomemanifesto

Man eats finger found in salad, fingers owner sues man for cannibalism

caco_ethes

Steamed Broccoli Makes Girl Randy Bro

Find_Me_Again

Men start a riot outside of MFP headquarters claiming the website ruined their marriage.

CaptainFantastic00

Girl confused by boyfriend calling her 'Bro'

eccomi_qui

caco_ethes wrote: »

Steamed Broccoli Makes Girl Randy Bro

I know this story

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

Women Sues Boyfriend For Emotional Distress After He Asked Her to Make Him A Sandwich.

CaptainFantastic00

Woman gets mad about not spending time with husband, threatens to leave

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

Scientists Discover You Can Tell The Difference Between A Crocodile And An Alligator By Paying Attention To Whether You See Them Later Or After Awhile

gardengnomemanifesto

Man on MFP really means it

caco_ethes

Man Amasses Friends Through Constant One-upmanship

eccomi_qui

Woman appalled at boyfriend who asked her to pay for rent, we interview her live next on MFP