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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Woman in interview claims a strength as her weakness, lands job
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    Fight in Walmart parking lot: Police officer remarks "...ghetto af"
  • CaptainFantastic00
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Woman appalled at boyfriend who asked her to pay for rent, we interview her live next on MFP

    :D:D:D
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Person finds thing they lost first place they look.

    Stupid girl finds lost bank card in biscuit tin :#

    :D
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Woman stabs man with her nail clippers after she found out she wasn't his only special unique one after all.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Person finds thing they lost first place they look.

    Stupid girl finds lost bank card in biscuit tin :#

    You couldn’t be more adorable if you tried.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
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    Social Virus spreads, only the good cliques know the cure.
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
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    Woman Gets Divorced After Doctor Tells Her To Lose 170 Pounds.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    Emotional interview from one of Angela's victims: "She just threw up all over it"
  • caco_ethes
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    Woman puts up old fence; Neighbor frustrated
  • gardengnomemanifesto
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    Walmart runs out of Cumin, nobody knows why
  • caco_ethes
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    Famous thespian starts charity for homeless lizards
  • gardengnomemanifesto
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    English Muffin sues for discrimination after not being able to find a therapist
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    In a Bizarre twist, the remains of Sam were found in the intestines of Kevin during autopsy after Kevin, who police say was using the alias of Jasiek, was killed for farting and snoring on his live in sublet girlfirend
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