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Woman Horrified When Her Bank Card Screams Its Tired Of Being Swiped At MickeyDs0
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Man about to fight woman in cubicle next to him, source: me2
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People do stuff on internet, no one gets upset.2
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Practical Wife: Woman Used A Pad to Stop Her Husband's Severe Hemorrhoid Bleeding2
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"Why are teens putting detergent pods in their mouths?"
Oh wait, that's a real thing.
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Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades1
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Fun was had, now everyone is in jail0
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades
Your friend group chats his sexual escapades? Golly gosh, what a winner.0 -
Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades
Your friend group chats his sexual escapades? Golly gosh, what a winner.
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades
Your friend group chats his sexual escapades? Golly gosh, what a winner.
Man not interested enough to check; makes assumption instead
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MFP man sent explicit PM, Claims he is no longer "a virgin"1
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gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »MFP man sent explicit PM, Claims he is no longer "a virgin"
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Man discovers coffee is actually better than sex, with his cousin..details at 102
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Woman Joined Illuminati, Lost 50lbs In 2 Weeks3
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Local officials ban fruit; virgins everywhere devestated: More to come on the 11:00 news.0
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Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Local officials ban fruit; virgins everywhere devestated: More to come on the 11:00 news.
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Local officials ban fruit; virgins everywhere devestated: More to come on the 11:00 news.
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Freelee The Banana Girl Seen Devouring Saucy Steak, Fans Gave Up Veganism1
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_seahorses5ever wrote: »Confessions from Mary: "I ate the lambs, no ragrets"
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Local Man Bites Into Cricket Learns he is Also a Cricket0
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This just in: Bigfoot seen making out with Shaquille O’Neil at Olive Garden1
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Man put on blast for marking another woman’s post with “hug”.0
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