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_seahorses5ever wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Man afraid of his own penis has heart attack when he gets an erection
It went straight to his head
Life is hard sometimes
I love a woman who makes a good pun
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_seahorses5ever wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Man afraid of his own penis has heart attack when he gets an erection
It went straight to his head
Life is hard sometimes
I love a woman who makes a good pun
Are you flirting with me? Please say yes.
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Tyrannosaurus Rex was a sensitive lover, new dinosaur discovery suggests0
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Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Man afraid of his own penis has heart attack when he gets an erection
It went straight to his head
Life is hard sometimes
I love a woman who makes a good pun
Are you flirting with me? Please say yes.
Oh, I am.
Since were all friends we should uh be more friendly ... together0 -
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_seahorses5ever wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Man afraid of his own penis has heart attack when he gets an erection
It went straight to his head
Life is hard sometimes
I love a woman who makes a good pun
Are you flirting with me? Please say yes.
Oh, I am.
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They are all absurd.0
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Man afraid of his own penis has heart attack when he gets an erection
It went straight to his head
Life is hard sometimes
I love a woman who makes a good pun
Are you flirting with me? Please say yes.
Oh, I am.
Since were all friends we should uh be more friendly ... together
FOR SCIENCE!?0 -
Woman in next cubicle calls man ‘pretty’ and ‘colourful’; previously planned fight cancelled temporarily
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Man watches video for 20 minutes. Finds out in the last 30 seconds Dairy is bad for him1
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Man discovered trapped for 27 years in Burger King bathroom. Survived on ketchup and mustard packets.1
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Man claims weight loss without use of fitness tracker. Scientists scoff.2
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Fitbit found to cure cancer0
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Fumes from boys soccer shoe kill family of seven1
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Girlfriend tells boyfriend where she wants to eat for dinner1
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Woodchuck chucks a lot of wood after being nagged to death about just how much wood he could actually Chuck.1
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Superfoods That Help Prevent "Writer's Block" - tonight on Dr. Oz, special guest Elizabeth Gilbert0
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Coffee makes people naughty0
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Man arrested after exposing himself in the produce aisle and yelling about handling the goods .0
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »Girl escapes loony bin found in MFP forums. Brought back to hospital for anxiety attack.
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Local Chef Introduces New Dish "Fanbois"; Creates Instant Hit-Public Goes Wild1
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Canada has the best army0
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michael1976_ca wrote: »Canada has the best army
You are the guy who likes cats that I was trying to think of in the movie thread0 -
Introverted woman flirted with a guy, it wasn't awkward1
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Serial MFP Rage Quitters Not Looking For Attention2
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