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  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
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    Woman Horrified When Her Bank Card Screams Its Tired Of Being Swiped At MickeyDs
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Man about to fight woman in cubicle next to him, source: me
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People do stuff on internet, no one gets upset.
  • poetic_cell
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    Practical Wife: Woman Used A Pad to Stop Her Husband's Severe Hemorrhoid Bleeding
  • Ekoth1017
    Ekoth1017 Posts: 100 Member
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    "Why are teens putting detergent pods in their mouths?"

    Oh wait, that's a real thing.

    :|
  • eccomi_qui
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    Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    Fun was had, now everyone is in jail
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades

    Your friend group chats his sexual escapades? Golly gosh, what a winner.
  • eccomi_qui
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    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades

    Your friend group chats his sexual escapades? Golly gosh, what a winner.

    Man not interested enough to check; makes assumption instead
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Man wakes up to 148 missed group chat messages from broccoli boy; has no interest whatsoever in reading about his latest sexual escapades

    Your friend group chats his sexual escapades? Golly gosh, what a winner.

    Man not interested enough to check; makes assumption instead

    :D
  • gardengnomemanifesto
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    MFP man sent explicit PM, Claims he is no longer "a virgin"
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    MFP man sent explicit PM, Claims he is no longer "a virgin"

    Baseless accusations.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    Man discovers coffee is actually better than sex, with his cousin..details at 10
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
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    Woman Joined Illuminati, Lost 50lbs In 2 Weeks
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore Posts: 492 Member
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    Local officials ban fruit; virgins everywhere devestated: More to come on the 11:00 news.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »
    Local officials ban fruit; virgins everywhere devestated: More to come on the 11:00 news.

    Wow
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