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leut_underpants wrote: »
You seen the video of the two mormons flirting on that woman’s doorstep?0 -
You are the butter to my bread1
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You stir my manhood with a big spoon.0
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
That’s smooth. Just like Wendy’s new “Vanilla Frosty”. Try one today only 99 cents!
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I'd like mornings better if they started with you..1
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I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock2
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Are you butt dialing? Cause I swear that *kitten* is calling me.2
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten i see.1
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is that a mirror in your pants?? ............ coz i can see myself in them
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eccomi_qui wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
That’s smooth. Just like Wendy’s new “Vanilla Frosty”. Try one today only 99 cents!
I get 'em cheaper because i bought a thing, wanna hang out?0 -
I must say, if anyone ever used any of these lines on me I would probably just stare at them blankly in utter confusion2
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