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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I want to flirt like a Mormon

    Dude...that right is earned. :noway:

    You seen the video of the two mormons flirting on that woman’s doorstep?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    You are the butter to my bread
  • HeavierThanAire
    HeavierThanAire Posts: 39 Member
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    You stir my manhood with a big spoon.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

    That’s smooth. Just like Wendy’s new “Vanilla Frosty”. Try one today only 99 cents!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I'd like mornings better if they started with you..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock
  • Ready2befithealthy
    Ready2befithealthy Posts: 303 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Are you butt dialing? Cause I swear that *kitten* is calling me.
  • sebboogiedog
    sebboogiedog Posts: 25 Member
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    Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten i see.
  • rickyadams2996
    rickyadams2996 Posts: 41 Member
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    is that a mirror in your pants?? ............ coz i can see myself in them :)
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

    That’s smooth. Just like Wendy’s new “Vanilla Frosty”. Try one today only 99 cents!

    I get 'em cheaper because i bought a thing, wanna hang out?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    I must say, if anyone ever used any of these lines on me I would probably just stare at them blankly in utter confusion

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