Dumbest Question You've Been Asked

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    epr3996 wrote: »
    After the lubricated finger was inserted into my rectum. I was asked are you comfortable?

    I always answer :

    * shrug

    "I make a living "
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    epr3996 wrote: »
    After the lubricated finger was inserted into my rectum. I was asked are you comfortable?

    Make it equally weird for him/her and say "I'm aroused actually." 😁
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
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    See title
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Took my son and his friend from school to an arcade. The cashier asked if they were twins.






    They are two different ethnicities.



  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
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    I was escorting a gentleman from Israel through security. The man had an accent and had a Israeli passport. So the guard asked him where he was born and he responded "Bethlehem". The security guy said "Pennsylvania?"
  • WJS_jeepster
    WJS_jeepster Posts: 224 Member
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    Bronty3 wrote: »
    I have a twin who is a boy. I am not a boy. People know I am not a boy and that my brother is one...yet they will still ask if we are identical twins....my whole life.

    I have boy/girl twins and especially when I had them out at Target I would get asked if they were identical. Never mind that one was mostly in blue and the other in pink, that their mostly non-existent hair was different shades of brown, that one had brown eyes and the other blue, etc etc etc.

    The best, though, was when I would answer: "No, one is a boy and one is a girl" and then they would ARGUE with me standing in the aisles at Target that that was immaterial. They could of course still be identical.

    Once after a very trying night before with little sleep I got a bit hysterical with the lady and yelled that I could take off their diapers and PROVE they were not identical if she wouldn't stop insisting they were. She declined and finally left me the eff alone.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    I was just asked 'are you going to eat all of that?'

    yeah, dumb question.
  • MostlyWater
    MostlyWater Posts: 4,294 Member
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    wow
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    " wanna go again? "
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    " wanna go again? "

    Well, your recovery time was unexpectedly impressive ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    " wanna go again? "

    Well, your recovery time was unexpectedly impressive ;)

    Recovery Time ??

    .... we were riding rollercoasters.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    " wanna go again? "

    Well, your recovery time was unexpectedly impressive ;)

    Recovery Time ??

    .... we were riding rollercoasters.

    Call it what you want :p:D
  • Dead_Mans_Party
    Dead_Mans_Party Posts: 891 Member
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    Had a lady ask me what time it was as she was texting someone on her phone.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    As I have a strong Latin accent I've been asked where I was born. I was born in El Paso, Texas. I have been then if that's in Mexico, by an American while in the US. Ummmmmm, Texas is part of the US last time I checked.

    I could understand the question if it were asked by someone not from the US.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    VUA21 wrote: »
    As I have a strong Latin accent I've been asked where I was born. I was born in El Paso, Texas. I have been then if that's in Mexico, by an American while in the US. Ummmmmm, Texas is part of the US last time I checked.

    I could understand the question if it were asked by someone not from the US.

    Lmao people don't know the states. As a student worker in college, I had a supervisor who didn't know New Mexico was a state.

    I was traveling to New Mexico and a lady from our company asked: "Is it safe to drink the water there?"
  • Ghostofachance
    Ghostofachance Posts: 305 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    VUA21 wrote: »
    As I have a strong Latin accent I've been asked where I was born. I was born in El Paso, Texas. I have been then if that's in Mexico, by an American while in the US. Ummmmmm, Texas is part of the US last time I checked.

    I could understand the question if it were asked by someone not from the US.

    Lmao people don't know the states. As a student worker in college, I had a supervisor who didn't know New Mexico was a state.

    I was traveling to New Mexico and a lady from our company asked: "Is it safe to drink the water there?"

    More geography illiteracy. Someone I worked with asked me where I was from originally. I said I was born in Iowa. She responded "The place with the potatoes, right?"

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