Why most dieters get it wrong

zyxst

I'm definitely getting a cookie dough Blizzard tomorrow.

I'm still waiting for the trick, OP. Or are we supposed to wait for Penn and Teller to explain it to us?

SAMBALLS1

That's exactly why people don't get anywhere... too many people trying to post just to post cause there bored... Post if you have something constructive to discuss!

TheCaren

well done to everyone who managed to follow this thread. I was keeping up for a while.....but then I got confused.............and then I couldn't remember what I'd read previously. And then there was a light............and everything went blurry. I don't recall anything after that. Okay, off I go to walk the elephants.

It's because you're doing it wrong!!! (please see my earlier post for explanation....) LOL

SAMBALLS1

Still waiting for an EDUCATED response.. not childish throwbacks..lol..

The earth is flat and square and we are the center of the universe... this goes out to mrs Unicorn!
I invited an educated response...

Says the person who cannot type out a coherant sentence.

SuperSexyDork

That's exactly why people don't get anywhere... too many people trying to post just to post cause there bored... Post if you have something constructive to discuss!

I would still like an answer to how you gain weight if your body is expending extra energy trying to digest something. I think I'll be waiting here all night.

PikaKnight

Playing mental games with yourself in order to trick your body in order to change the way you think about food in order to change your body.

Know who does this? People with eating disorders. Congrats. You just wrote a 101 guide and justification on why it's okay to do dangerous things because it's all for tricking your body..aka yourself rather than teaching yourself healthy new habits and getting healthy physically AND mentally.

:flowerforyou:

BrendaLee

So the trick is 100 grams difference in chicken? Serious question.

BrianSharpe

READ THIS NON BELIEVER http://www.organicwish.com/could-eating-organic-food-help-you-lose-weight.html

Sometimes make it seem like that! these are just facts!

I would like for you to inform me how your body using more energy to process/digest food would actually cause people to gain weight. That's ignoring all of your other conspiracy theories/pseudoscience.

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“The more processed the food is in our bodies, the less our bodies actually recognise it (as food)”, says Steven Cabral, body transformation expert.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thanks, I needed that!

Bridgetthegre

“The more processed the food is in our bodies, the less our bodies actually recognise it (as food)”, says Steven Cabral, body transformation expert.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thanks, I needed that!
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So if I eat nothing but oreos day after day, pretty soon my body won't recognize it as food, and I can have my oreos and lose weight too???? OMG THANK YOU!!!

magerum

adiostrasero

Yeah, I'm still confused.

Can someone explain to me what the OP's "secret" is? All I'm getting is chicken curry and a 30 minute walk...

beachlover317

“The more processed the food is in our bodies, the less our bodies actually recognise it (as food)”, says Steven Cabral, body transformation expert.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thanks, I needed that!

So if I eat nothing but oreos day after day, pretty soon my body won't recognize it as food, and I can have my oreos and lose weight too???? OMG THANK YOU!!!
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Not if I buy all the Oreos first!

brower47

Not thinking about food all the time led to me getting fat.

Logging and thinking about food has led to me getting less fat.

OPs point is not applicable in my case, at all. I'm thinking I'm not a special snowflake on this issue.

SoViLicious

I tricked my body once...then I had a baby:mad:

kwest_4_fitness

My brain hurts...

^^This. :sick:

MoreBean13

Yeah, I'm still confused.

Can someone explain to me what the OP's "secret" is? All I'm getting is chicken curry and a 30 minute walk...

I think you have to buy the ebook for $9.99.

Alluminati

dafuq did I just read?

donyellemoniquex3

Playing mental games with yourself in order to trick your body in order to change the way you think about food in order to change your body.

Know who does this? People with eating disorders. Congrats. You just wrote a 101 guide and justification on why it's okay to do dangerous things because it's all for tricking your body..aka yourself rather than teaching yourself healthy new habits and getting healthy physically AND mentally.

:flowerforyou:

Mainebikerchick

One time I tricked my body in to pooping twice in one day

Got ya beat, I tricked mine into THREE in one day!!!! :laugh:

michellemybelll

So, how exactly have you gone about tricking your body into losing weight?

magic beans!!

xxmarysmxx

OP:
Y U No finish thread?

THIS

beachlover317

If I hold onto the wall while weighing on the scale, I weigh less.

Mr_Bad_Example

I always thought the 'trick' to losing weight was to create a caloric deficit.

Nothing special here.

PepperWorm

Still waiting for an EDUCATED response.. not childish throwbacks..lol..

The earth is flat and square and we are the center of the universe... this goes out to mrs Unicorn!
I invited an educated response...

Says the person who cannot type out a coherant sentence.

For the love of god...you reply at the BOTTOM of a quote!

Like, are you new to the internet?

In response to the OP: lolwut.

Iron_Feline

Here's the science:

Oh I get it. You're eating below your maintenance calories so you're losing weight.

Awesome.

ladynocturne

Thanks for the lawls guise.

PepperWorm

Here's the science:

Oh I get it. You're eating below your maintenance calories so you're losing weight.

Awesome.

:laugh:!!!

MoreBean13

If I hold onto the wall while weighing on the scale, I weigh less.

/endthread

ShinyFuture

This thread has multiple layers of crazy, like a crazy parfait.

If you eat crazy parfait every day, your body gets used to it and you lose weight.

The voices in my head told me so.

Oh good, finally a post that makes sense!

Iron_Feline

The earth is flat and square and we are the center of the universe... this goes out to mrs Unicorn!
I invited an educated response...

You get that this isn't your thread right?

You've hijacked someone else's thread. Start your own baffling thread if you would like responses. :flowerforyou: