Why most dieters get it wrong

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  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    So I googled "crazy parfait" for the shiggles. First picture:

    %252435+Crazy+Big+Parfait.jpg

    You're welcome.

    omg that looks so good! lol


    So I did the conversion and hopefully it's in yen.

    The first one is $7 american and the second is $36 in american.

    Yerp I'm American.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    So I googled "crazy parfait" for the shiggles. First picture:

    %252435+Crazy+Big+Parfait.jpg

    You're welcome.

    omg that looks so good! lol

    So I did the conversion and hopefully it's in yen.

    The first one is $7 american and the second is $36 in american.

    Yerp I'm American.

    I was so about to post the price! Isn't that nuts?!
  • rogerbosch
    rogerbosch Posts: 343 Member
    So the trick is 100 grams difference in chicken? Serious question.
    No, this is just an example. The 'trick' is to change one thing that you control and that your body is not noticing.

    Let me share some assumptions:

    1. the main factor of weight loss/gain is food. Not cardio, not lifting, not sex.
    2. everybody has a standard of maintenance.
    3. changing this standard has an effect on your weight.
    4. your body tries to adapt to the change so that the change becomes the new standard
    5. by eating more if we gain and eating less if we lose we fool our body and thus be in control

    Example:

    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - plateau
    Eat more - gain
    Eat more - gain
    Eat more - plateau
    Eat more - lose
    Eat less - lose even more
    Eat less - lose
    etc.

    It's like talking 3 steps forward and taking 2 back, or once in a while taking 4 back. Yes it's slow but it's progressively effective. As long as YOU know what you change, and your body doesn't.

    Ohhhhhhh.

    Why didn't you just say that to begin with?

    Wasted my limited mental energy on chicken curry and crazy parfaits. (Which will be tomorrow's dinner, no doubt!)

    Ditto.

    I don't mean to be mean, OP- but I really had a hard time understanding your point behind the presentation.

    I know I had to chose between clarity and ambiguity. Had I chosen to be clearer from the start, we wouldn't have 5 pages of comments, there would be less entertainment and we would not have known about crazy parfaits! My apologies for that.
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
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    dafuq did I just read?

    I just spit my water out laughing. True story.
  • rogerbosch
    rogerbosch Posts: 343 Member
    So the trick is 100 grams difference in chicken? Serious question.
    No, this is just an example. The 'trick' is to change one thing that you control and that your body is not noticing.

    Let me share some assumptions:

    1. the main factor of weight loss/gain is food. Not cardio, not lifting, not sex.
    2. everybody has a standard of maintenance.
    3. changing this standard has an effect on your weight.
    4. your body tries to adapt to the change so that the change becomes the new standard
    5. by eating more if we gain and eating less if we lose we fool our body and thus be in control

    Example:

    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - plateau
    Eat more - gain
    Eat more - gain
    Eat more - plateau
    Eat more - lose
    Eat less - lose even more
    Eat less - lose
    etc.

    It's like talking 3 steps forward and taking 2 back, or once in a while taking 4 back. Yes it's slow but it's progressively effective. As long as YOU know what you change, and your body doesn't.

    The above requires a lot of thinking about your food which flies in the face of the third sentence of your OP.
    Lowering your daily calorie intake makes you think about food. A lot. Thinking about food a lot makes you hungry.
    Let's agree to disagree. It's a matter of tracking, not thinking about food all day long.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Yeah, I'm still confused.

    Can someone explain to me what the OP's "secret" is? All I'm getting is chicken curry and a 30 minute walk...

    Every day for the rest of your life.

    e1aff38f-df1b-4fad-a4fa-7d04570d3754_zps0665a4c8.jpg
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    So the trick is 100 grams difference in chicken? Serious question.
    No, this is just an example. The 'trick' is to change one thing that you control and that your body is not noticing.

    Let me share some assumptions:

    1. the main factor of weight loss/gain is food. Not cardio, not lifting, not sex.
    2. everybody has a standard of maintenance.
    3. changing this standard has an effect on your weight.
    4. your body tries to adapt to the change so that the change becomes the new standard
    5. by eating more if we gain and eating less if we lose we fool our body and thus be in control

    Example:

    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - lose
    Eat less - plateau
    Eat more - gain
    Eat more - gain
    Eat more - plateau
    Eat more - lose
    Eat less - lose even more
    Eat less - lose
    etc.

    It's like talking 3 steps forward and taking 2 back, or once in a while taking 4 back. Yes it's slow but it's progressively effective. As long as YOU know what you change, and your body doesn't.

    The above requires a lot of thinking about your food which flies in the face of the third sentence of your OP.
    Lowering your daily calorie intake makes you think about food. A lot. Thinking about food a lot makes you hungry.
    Let's agree to disagree. It's a matter of tracking, not thinking about food all day long.

    Tracking is exactly what I do now and I don't find myself thinking about food all the time. I think about it right before I eat it, as I eat it and when I log it, then I go about the rest of my daily activities.

    We agree, it's a matter of tracking.
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    So I googled "crazy parfait" for the shiggles. First picture:

    %252435+Crazy+Big+Parfait.jpg

    You're welcome.


    omg that looks so good! lol
    So I did the conversion and hopefully it's in yen.

    The first one is $7 american and the second is $36 in american.

    Yerp I'm American.

    I was so about to post the price! Isn't that nuts?!

    Who would pay $36 for a freaking sundae ?
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    So I googled "crazy parfait" for the shiggles. First picture:

    %252435+Crazy+Big+Parfait.jpg

    You're welcome.

    Is it me, or does every item in those parfaits looks as if it were made of plastic? That doesn't even look like real food! :noway:

    They are plastic since they are displays. The price tags give it away. They wouldn't continually keep making them as they melted just so people could see what they looked like.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    So I googled "crazy parfait" for the shiggles. First picture:

    %252435+Crazy+Big+Parfait.jpg

    You're welcome.

    Oh my googled result of the 2 steps forward and 3 steps back will go nicely with that...
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    it's a party now.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    Ooh this is some slap happy *kitten* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    So I googled "crazy parfait" for the shiggles. First picture:

    %252435+Crazy+Big+Parfait.jpg

    You're welcome.


    omg that looks so good! lol
    So I did the conversion and hopefully it's in yen.

    The first one is $7 american and the second is $36 in american.

    Yerp I'm American.

    I was so about to post the price! Isn't that nuts?!

    Who would pay $36 for a freaking sundae ?

    Duh asians! Didn't you see the asian style writing?
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    Here's the science:

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    Oh I get it. You're eating below your maintenance calories so you're losing weight.

    Awesome.
    No, I'm eating averagely above it. Look, I once dated 4 girls at the same time and none of them believed me either. One of them had bad eye sight and one had problems with reading graphs… but what they all had in common was the pre-assumption that I HAD to be wrong. Well, turned out that they actually were only one girl with MPD, so I stopped bothering to debate all together.

    And this little anecdote is adding to your credibility HOW?
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  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    So I googled "crazy parfait" for the shiggles. First picture:

    %252435+Crazy+Big+Parfait.jpg

    You're welcome.

    Oh my googled result of the 2 steps forward and 3 steps back will go nicely with that...
    GangnamStyleThe5BasicSteps_50b941fe62867.jpg

    it's a party now.

    YES.

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  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Grams ? You mean lbs.
    No Dr. Mearing, I mean grams. I think after eating 400 lbs of chicken one could lay eggs...
    You think? I think you should try to be sure.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Yeah, I'm still confused.

    Can someone explain to me what the OP's "secret" is? All I'm getting is chicken curry and a 30 minute walk...

    I think you have to buy the ebook for $9.99.
    Maybe he's a minimalist blogger. Lots of them make money selling ebooks and they live in hotels with only a backpack of belongings.
  • xoemmytee
    xoemmytee Posts: 162 Member
    Someone forgot to reveal their magic trick.
    Maybe OP is part of the Magician's Alliance...
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Someone forgot to reveal their magic trick.
    Maybe OP is part of the Magician's Alliance...

    Can someone spot him in the group?

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  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    Someone forgot to reveal their magic trick.
    Maybe OP is part of the Magician's Alliance...

    Or the Illuminati / 4Chan
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Yeah, I'm still confused.

    Can someone explain to me what the OP's "secret" is? All I'm getting is chicken curry and a 30 minute walk...

    Every day for the rest of your life.

    e1aff38f-df1b-4fad-a4fa-7d04570d3754_zps0665a4c8.jpg

    I CANNOT stop giggling at this!
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
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    dafuq did I just read?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    It was all worth reading for that gif :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • rogerbosch
    rogerbosch Posts: 343 Member
    Every day for the rest of your life.
    I feel I'm obligated to help the less fortunate so let me share a story…

    I had a neighbor once who ate differently every day, three times a day. He kept changing it so much that his habit became a routine in itself. One day he confided to me that he could never eat a same meal because otherwise his life would be even more boring! So I suggested he take a break from his dull existence. And so he moved to Thailand!

    And the food? Everyday Khao Neow Moo Ping he wrote in his last email. He did not further explain what that is, too focused and busy with his new life filled with all kinds of beauties - both women AND men!

    Now, would this guy have doubted my advice? He still would be the fat bore from next door he was three years ago. Never question my food again!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    dafuq did I just read?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    It was all worth reading for that gif :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    yes:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Yeah, I'm still confused.

    Can someone explain to me what the OP's "secret" is? All I'm getting is chicken curry and a 30 minute walk...

    Every day for the rest of your life.

    e1aff38f-df1b-4fad-a4fa-7d04570d3754_zps0665a4c8.jpg

    I CANNOT stop giggling at this!

    in my brain they sound lie echoes hey what happened to my pic? UH OH? does this mean what I think it means?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Every day for the rest of your life.
    I feel I'm obligated to help the less fortunate so let me share a story…

    I had a neighbor once who ate differently every day, three times a day. He kept changing it so much that his habit became a routine in itself. One day he confided to me that he could never eat a same meal because otherwise his life would be even more boring! So I suggested he take a break from his dull existence. And so he moved to Thailand!

    And the food? Everyday Khao Neow Moo Ping he wrote in his last email. He did not further explain what that is, too focused and busy with his new life filled with all kinds of beauties - both women AND men!

    Now, would this guy have doubted my advice? He still would be the fat bore from next door he was three years ago. Never question my food again!

    You're a weirdo. I kinda like that.
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    I believe in you, OP!

    STAHP. I'm dying.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    I feel I'm obligated to help the less fortunate so let me share a story…

    I had a neighbor once who ate differently every day, three times a day. He kept changing it so much that his habit became a routine in itself. One day he confided to me that he could never eat a same meal because otherwise his life would be even more boring! So I suggested he take a break from his dull existence. And so he moved to Thailand!

    And the food? Everyday Khao Neow Moo Ping he wrote in his last email. He did not further explain what that is, too focused and busy with his new life filled with all kinds of beauties - both women AND men!

    Now, would this guy have doubted my advice? He still would be the fat bore from next door he was three years ago. Never question my food again!

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  • SteelySunshine
    SteelySunshine Posts: 1,092 Member
    This thread has multiple layers of crazy, like a crazy parfait.

    With a side of word salad. And a bonus thread jacking.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    yanno what?
    nevermind.