Gender specific peeeeeves

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  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    Men who puff their chest out when an attractive girl enters the room. They look like freakin peacocks, it's like they are waiting to be given rosettes and judged or something.
    Men who puff their chest out when an attractive girl enters the room. They look like freakin peacocks, it's like they are waiting to be given rosettes and judged or something.

    They aren't puffing thier chests, they are sucking thier stomachs in

    Actually I think they are trying to inflate something a bit lower.
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    Why is it such a big deal for a guy to say "I like you?" We already know as many times as we've seen you stare, slack jawed, penis erect, stuttering, trembling. JUST ADMIT IT.

    That annoys me about guys. Feelings scare the crap out of them.

    About women, why can't we just have a good time? Why do you feel the need to compare? Do you. Just because I run my life differently than you do, it is not an indication of judgement on my part over how you run your life. We are different people, we're gonna like different things.

    That annoys me about women.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    -Jealousy
    -Men who find the need to brag about money, belongings or the size of their Richard
    -When friendliness is used as an opening to flirt or be inappropriate
    -Men who talk poorly about their exes
    -Hypocrites

    I hear ya, Meg. The other day I was reviewing my 401(k), trying to figure out if $3MM was enough to retire at 59.5 and this guy came into my office ranting about his ex. I was like "whoa, bro! I don't need to hear that! My ex is a beotch herself, always whining about this and that so don't tell me your problems"

    Well it pissed him off and he kicked me right in my 12" dong region. Hurt like a sumbitch. Fortunately my Maserati has cooling seats.

    If u have 3.3 mil and own a maserati ur doing it wrong

    But my Maserati does 185.

    Lost your license and now you can't drive? (or is it don't drive? can't remember)

    My biggest pet peeve is pigeonholing me. Thinking I like something or expecting a certain behaviour from me because "ALL women...."
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    Peeing around the toilet tho? I mean...
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    You mean, I am imagining he has a penis? Or that his testosterone level has no bearing on his musculature? And my mood swings have nothing at all to do with my menstrul cycle?

    Wow, dude. Thank you for enlightening me. I feel so woke now. I was obviously very confused.

    Mansplained.

    You do you, Splitty.

    :D
  • @SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    This is radical thinking here Swanny... you're a dangerous man ;)
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    Peeing around the toilet tho? I mean...

    My daughter manages this. I have absolutely no freakin’ idea how.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    I dare you to say you're not hungry when I'm ordering food then pick off my plate...I. DARE. YOU.

    Do people do this?! I'd stab 'em with a fork.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited August 2018
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    Peeing around the toilet tho? I mean...

    Sadly women pull this off too..... :grumble:
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Also, friendly reminder to get along while you complain about one another please

    Thanks
    4Legs
    The possibly ironic moderator

  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    Peeing around the toilet tho? I mean...

    Sadly women pull this off too..... :grumble:

    Eeeewee....hoooowww??? Maybe i dont want to know😑
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    Peeing around the toilet tho? I mean...

    Sadly women pull this off too..... :grumble:

    Eeeewee....hoooowww??? Maybe i dont want to know😑

    Public restrooms, I assume they are "hover" failures. I have to wonder if they get it all over their pants sometimes.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I find gender specific anything to be ridiculous. People are people. If you are looking at people as having gender specific traits? I cheer for your eventual evolution.

    I mean sure, it’s fun to make jokes about stereotypes as long as you accept that it’s all BS, but to imagine that these things are real and specific to anyone is even more hilarious.

    Peeing around the toilet tho? I mean...

    Sadly women pull this off too..... :grumble:

    Eeeewee....hoooowww??? Maybe i dont want to know😑

    "The Hover Method" is hard if you haven't been doing your squats.
  • justinewillcutyou
    justinewillcutyou Posts: 530 Member
    edited August 2018
    km8907 wrote: »
    women who say " i wish there were still nice guys out there"

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    Men who expect sex just because they were nice to a woman.

    *FTFY
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Sleep with other people.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Oh, men who expect sex just because you have been out a few times.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Oh, when some women take forever in the bathroom. It does not take that long to pee. These slowpokes are why the women's bathroom line is so long.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Oh, when some women take forever in the bathroom. It does not take that long to pee. These slowpokes are why the women's bathroom line is so long.

    Omg me too. I take like 30 seconds tops what the hell do some women do in that stall
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    That they complain all the time and refuse to admit it.
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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Their obsession with decorating every event held under the sun.

    Do we really need a *kitten* bouquet centerpiece for our weekly meeting? Rein it in, sister.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Their random lotion applications. That pina colada scent will engulf your nostrils when you least expect it.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    edited August 2018
    Dudes that send a picture or video of there little guy unannounced and Un asked for, like your little fu fu isn’t gonna make me respond to you
    So PSA don’t do it
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    edited August 2018
    Sloppy, lazy slobs that can't be bothered to lift a hand to take care of themselves (prepare a meal, shower, etc.).
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