Gender specific peeeeeves

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  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    Their obsession with decorating every event held under the sun.

    Do we really need a *kitten* bouquet centerpiece for our weekly meeting? Rein it in, sister.

    As I note the background in your avi. I think I understand.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    jeez.... do we really haveta celebrate each and every wedding anniversary ?

    y'all really like to rub it in, don't ya ?

  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I don't understand the question, maybe you can mansplain it to me.

    Well, you see, the thing about this is...
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I don't understand the question, maybe you can mansplain it to me.

    Well, you see, the thing about this is...

    Oh, DO go on, mister!

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    edited August 2018
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I don't understand the question, maybe you can mansplain it to me.

    Well, you see, the thing about this is...

    Oh, DO go on, mister!

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    (jftr, me ending up on top was totally unintentional...)
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I don't understand the question, maybe you can mansplain it to me.

    Well, you see, the thing about this is...

    Oh, DO go on, mister!

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    (jftr, me ending up on top was totally unintentional...)

    Thank you for using stick figures, I'm absolutely awful with numbers!

    Now if only my gif were aligned to the right..
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    bojack5 wrote: »
    Is menstruation explanation as sexist a term as mansplaining? ;)

    Menstration?


    Notice tho...the word men in menstruation...thats gotta mean something good.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Is menstruation explanation as sexist a term as mansplaining? ;)

    Menstration?


    Notice tho...the word men in menstruation...thats gotta mean something good.

    Do I need to explain the reproductive cycle to you? Again?

    Ok, have a seat and pay attention...
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,712 Member
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Their random lotion applications. That pina colada scent will engulf your nostrils when you least expect it.

    And what's up with all these candles? THAT APPARENTLY ARE JUST DECORATION?

    They are great to have around when the power goes out.......................yes dear I'm burning your 50$ candle so we can bloody see!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Their random lotion applications. That pina colada scent will engulf your nostrils when you least expect it.

    And what's up with all these candles? THAT APPARENTLY ARE JUST DECORATION?

    I don't get this either, candles are meant to be smelled, gotta burn em for the good smellz ladies!
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Way too many pillows on the bed and the struggle to actually get any of them.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    Way too many pillows on the bed and the struggle to actually get any of them.

    Oh man, this sounds familiar!
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    Getting ready...for going to a lake or camping.
    Seriously.
  • seriousheroes
    seriousheroes Posts: 53 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    -Jealousy
    -Men who find the need to brag about money, belongings or the size of their Richard
    -When friendliness is used as an opening to flirt or be inappropriate
    -Men who talk poorly about their exes
    -Hypocrites

    That just about summarises most guys... :o
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
    edited August 2018
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    "Does this make me look fat?"
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    edited August 2018
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    -Jealousy
    -Men who find the need to brag about money, belongings or the size of their Richard
    -When friendliness is used as an opening to flirt or be inappropriate
    -Men who talk poorly about their exes
    -Hypocrites

    Hey bby! I was out in my Porche last week (One of the things my btiochy ex didn't get in the divorce) going to swanky hotel in Millan, and right after I rolled out some hundies to tip the vallet I was thinking you should be here with me. Just to hang as friends, of course because I think you're super nice and stuff (though you do have a nice butt lol. :) ). Anyway, I was at some really ridiculously expensive restaraunt listening to the guy next to me trying to impress the girl he was obviously dating, trying to brag about how amazing he was in bed and I was, like, who is this guy trying to impress, right? It's fricken sad the lengths (not, like, "long" lengths, like *ahem* some of us. lol. :p ) guys will go to trying to get a girl interested. It's totes redonkulus! Anyway, was just hanging on this amazing beach now thinking you should be here with me so we could chill and talk.

    Cheers!

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