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  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

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    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937Member Member Posts: 7,937Member Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.

    Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.

    Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?

    Lol there are places near me that are family owned by Italians. We could go to Olive Garden if she wants.
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937Member Member Posts: 7,937Member Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.

    Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?

    Lol there are places near me that are family owned by Italians. We could go to Olive Garden if she wants.

    Such as.. feel free to plug said mom and pop shops - they might appreciate it
  • Just_Mel_Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,848Member Member Posts: 3,848Member Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉
  • Just_Mel_Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,848Member Member Posts: 3,848Member Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
    THats ok. Can we cuddle on the couch as we watch the show. I private messaged you btw.
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    Since when is 38 OLD????

    I agree.
  • Just_Mel_Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,848Member Member Posts: 3,848Member Member
    Since when is 38 OLD????

    Well I'm 39 now
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
    THats ok. Can we cuddle on the couch as we watch the show. I private messaged you btw.

    Oh we don't do that here.

    Well I would like to hangout while watching Tv if it's fine.
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    6
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    6

    If you don't mind, would you please tell me why it would be 6 and not 5 or 7? Thank you for your input.
  • laprimaJennylaprimaJenny Posts: 1,372Member Member Posts: 1,372Member Member
    I hear Olive Garden is lovely

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  • TankiscoolTankiscool Posts: 11,209Member Member Posts: 11,209Member Member
    I hear Olive Garden is lovely

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    Is there a certain Italian in the house that can cook better than the food at Olive Garden? 😏
  • daniellam01daniellam01 Posts: 2,586Member Member Posts: 2,586Member Member
    I Mexican but could cook better Italian food than Olive Garden
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