Red Flags

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  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    If they like Luke Bryan...I'm out! ha ha

    Nothing wrong with Luke. I don't listen to him all the time. But, he does have some good songs, and puts on a good concert.

    That being said, I have a very wide taste in music. ;)

    Oh no..

    I listen to almost all music. But there is something about new country that I just can't take. 90s country, ok. But newer, nah.

    Newer country is very much like Pop-Country. Some of it is pretty good. Others, nah.

  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga did..

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    I think it was a couple years after Bjork wore her swan...

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  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga did..

    111015-lady_gaga_meat_show_vmas_2010_617_409.jpg


    I think it was a couple years after Bjork wore her swan...

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    I love Bjork. Army of Me is my anthem.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    wears hoop earrings

    when she has a "birthday week"
    I love my large hoops and I have a birthday "month". :D

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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Oh stop it. You guys don't know what real red flags are. :P
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Oh stop it. You guys don't know what real red flags are. :P

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  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    actual red flags i watch out for:

    calling men "boys" in a derogatory manner
    wears hoop earrings
    pretentious editing of selfies
    when she has a "birthday week"

    my own:

    i keep a lot of my feelings to myself.
    i get bored easy.

    You've noticed this too, huh? However I mean the ones that are at least big enough to wear as a bracelet.

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    But I'm a sucker for hoop earings!












    Oh. Well Fk me runnin.
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.

    Amy ... If we were to EVER join the Singles midwestern meetup, you, me & my sister should ALL sing a Reba Karaoke number acapella, dedicated to zorander ... Do not dry drown zorander ... Be a gentleman and receive our gift. Lol
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.

    Amy ... If we were to EVER join the Singles midwestern meetup, you, me & my sister should ALL sing a Reba Karaoke number acapella, dedicated to zorander ... Do not dry drown zorander ... Be a gentleman and receive our gift. Lol

    I have my reasons for not liking Reba, nothing against her or her music. Let's just say it brings back bad memories.
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.

    Amy ... If we were to EVER join the Singles midwestern meetup, you, me & my sister should ALL sing a Reba Karaoke number acapella, dedicated to zorander ... Do not dry drown zorander ... Be a gentleman and receive our gift. Lol

    I have my reasons for not liking Reba, nothing against her or her music. Let's just say it brings back bad memories.

    Aww. I can't do it then. :(
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.

    Amy ... If we were to EVER join the Singles midwestern meetup, you, me & my sister should ALL sing a Reba Karaoke number acapella, dedicated to zorander ... Do not dry drown zorander ... Be a gentleman and receive our gift. Lol

    I have my reasons for not liking Reba, nothing against her or her music. Let's just say it brings back bad memories.

    Aww. I can't do it then. :(

    However if I must suffer the bad memories to get you all to visit KC you must all at least sing on key. That's all I ask.
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.

    Amy ... If we were to EVER join the Singles midwestern meetup, you, me & my sister should ALL sing a Reba Karaoke number acapella, dedicated to zorander ... Do not dry drown zorander ... Be a gentleman and receive our gift. Lol

    I have my reasons for not liking Reba, nothing against her or her music. Let's just say it brings back bad memories.

    Aww. I can't do it then. :(

    However if I must suffer the bad memories to get you all to visit KC you must all at least sing on key. That's all I ask.

  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    george5911 wrote: »

    But I'm a sucker for hoop earings!


    Oh. Well Fk me runnin.

    Hellz yes

  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.

    Amy ... If we were to EVER join the Singles midwestern meetup, you, me & my sister should ALL sing a Reba Karaoke number acapella, dedicated to zorander ... Do not dry drown zorander ... Be a gentleman and receive our gift. Lol

    I have my reasons for not liking Reba, nothing against her or her music. Let's just say it brings back bad memories.

    Why didn't you say that earlier ... No Reba around you zorander.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.
    zorander6 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    slessofme wrote: »
    Excessive affinity for 80s hair bands
    Somewhat affinity for any of the following: Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan

    *Raises hand hesitantly*
    Whispering, "Um.... I like.... Imagine Dragons....."

    I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Red flags music wise:
    Anything by that chick that swings on a wrecking ball
    Anything by that woman who dresses in meat dresses
    Worships Reba and loves singing her music
    Plays anything excessively loud after 10pm, some of us have to work in the mornings.

    Who wears a meat dress? I think I'm sheltered.

    And I can belt out "Fancy" by Reba like nobodies business.

    Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. 💚 Reba. So do we ... @belting her tuned out.

    Alas I must now shun both of you.


    For as long as you sing Reba.

    Amy ... If we were to EVER join the Singles midwestern meetup, you, me & my sister should ALL sing a Reba Karaoke number acapella, dedicated to zorander ... Do not dry drown zorander ... Be a gentleman and receive our gift. Lol

    I have my reasons for not liking Reba, nothing against her or her music. Let's just say it brings back bad memories.

    Aww. I can't do it then. :(

    However if I must suffer the bad memories to get you all to visit KC you must all at least sing on key. That's all I ask.

    We can't belt it exactly like Reba (at her range) ... We sing country like Maddie & Tae or dark rock like Amy Lee. It will not be off key - fingers crossed. We will not be drinking, so only sober singing. 😉

    We have never EVER been to KC. Thanks for accepting our self-invites.
  • When he sends you a selfie and bath and body works hand soap is in the picture along with some pink hand towels but he claims he single.

    "live, laugh, love"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2018
    Her favorite candy is red hots.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    When he sends you a selfie and bath and body works hand soap is in the picture along with some pink hand towels but he claims he single.

    "live, laugh, love"

    But I like that too!
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    I tend to put you in the friend zone for being wishy washy.

    I do this. If a guy seems unsure, I'm out.

    No worries on this one. I tend to put myself in the friend zone long before she has a chance to. :laugh:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    I eat a lot of soup....maybe this is more weird than a red flag.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    When they tryna talk finanaces on the first date.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    When they tryna talk finanaces on the first date.

    As in who's picking up the check, or how's your 401k looking? Also if she declares her financial independence immediately, I'm OK with that.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    When they tryna talk finanaces on the first date.

    As in who's picking up the check, or how's your 401k looking? Also if she declares her financial independence immediately, I'm OK with that.

    Taking notes...go on..
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    If he eats his French fries with a fork, he's not going to do the things I like.

    what if the fries are also covered in chili or gravy? I think its okay to use a fork then
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    When they tryna talk finanaces on the first date.

    As in who's picking up the check, or how's your 401k looking? Also if she declares her financial independence immediately, I'm OK with that.

    Taking notes...go on..

    If they spend too much time at the nieghborhood chillis....
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    When they tryna talk finanaces on the first date.

    As in who's picking up the check, or how's your 401k looking? Also if she declares her financial independence immediately, I'm OK with that.

    Taking notes...go on..

    If they spend too much time at the nieghborhood chillis....

    Aaaawww .... :( dang it!


    I can change.