The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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laprimaJenny wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I think I’ll claim @CoffeeAndContour as my forever girl...that is how this works, right?
Sorry she’s taken!
She’s been my girl for years...might have to share custody
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I broke my last match , it was an unfortunate accident. Can I please have another?1
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Pringles snackers of the thread unite! I hereby decree that @Ironlady70 and @sniper300_Rum shave henceforth be joined in metallurgical bliss. What could be better? A woman of iron and a lead slinger! Go forth you crazy kids and carry on, carry over, carry under, carry concealed or open.4
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I go away for a day and come back to this?
wait. are you complaining???
Possibly. You do have nice lips and pretty eyes. I think there's some other logistics that night need work. :ohwell:
And you got a purdy mouth
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leut_underpants wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I go away for a day and come back to this?
wait. are you complaining???
Possibly. You do have nice lips and pretty eyes. I think there's some other logistics that night need work. :ohwell:
And you got a purdy mouth
That is categorically false. I have many pretty features, but my mouth is a cartoon straight line. :sad:
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Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
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Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
you'll hear from one in about 5 minutes. It won't be Milton.0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
you'll hear from one in about 5 minutes. It won't be Milton.
I don’t get it?0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
you'll hear from one in about 5 minutes. It won't be Milton.
I don’t get it?
Jo don't waste no time. She'll break this toy like all the rest.3 -
leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
You and George had a deal. I was still negotiating logistics. I got a better offer before things could be finalized.
wait so I could have haggled? I thought like so many other things this just landed in my lap and I had to live with it....0 -
MistressSara wrote: »My fluffers are laying a lot of eggs lately. Been making a lot of omelets. @nooshi713
ahhh fluffers. Still makes me laugh1 -
leut_underpants wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
You and George had a deal. I was still negotiating logistics. I got a better offer before things could be finalized.
wait so I could have haggled? I thought like so many other things this just landed in my lap and I had to live with it....
I'm guessing by "this" you mean @denny_mac
If you were to read the covenants attached to my OG match with @kindalikevelma they clearly are more binding (ohsogiggity) than this faux match that was still under negotiation. Additionally, the language I choose to express interest in a possible new match was very clearly predicated on the assumption of her permanent disappearance. As it is apparent she is no longer absent, the entire premise is void.
Plus she'd code me into a pine box if I did. :bigsmile:
By this I meant Denny and YOU. I vaguely remember the covenants, I was around for that, so was the word fluffers.
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So technical.0
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Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
Thank you Swanny, I vow to play nice and be gentle on my new toy.. ermmm match. 😁1 -
I appreciate precision, helps avoid misunderstandings and poor match ups.
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I still want @CoffeeAndContour if @SwannySez will share her?!2
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leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I appreciate precision, helps avoid misunderstandings and poor match ups.
I keep reading wrong hole :ohwell:
Wrong hole would be quite unfortunate and definitely lack said precision.0
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