The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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  • travelerscode
    travelerscode Posts: 24 Member
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    Is the matchmaking still going on in this thread?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
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    Hey ladies!
    travelerscode wrote: »
    Is the matchmaking still going on in this thread?

    The matchmaking never ends. But I do pause now and again because...well...life.
  • Liampp
    Liampp Posts: 17 Member
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    Hmm. I’d love to match with someone who’ll appreciate the fit me I’m working on.
  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
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    I wanna be matches up with a Chicago style deep dish today!
    Or Vans pig stand would be good... happy Sunday you fully dressed clan!
  • Quesoislife
    Quesoislife Posts: 11 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    That's not what I heard 🙊
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
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    Oh boy. This looks entertaining.
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,367 Member
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    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,367 Member
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    MIltonBradley1 wrote: »
    @CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    I don't do wine. What about coke?

    I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,367 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    How large is a fainting couch? @SwannySez and I are both pushing nearly 300 lbs each.

    It'll surprise you.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »
    MIltonBradley1 wrote: »
    @CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    I don't do wine. What about coke?

    I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.

    Acid invites you through the door. PCP opens that door, shoves you through, slams the door behind you...and locks it.
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,367 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »
    MIltonBradley1 wrote: »
    @CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    I don't do wine. What about coke?

    I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.

    Acid invites you through the door. PCP opens that door, shoves you through, slams the door behind you...and locks it.

    I just wanna stare at the grass for a while, is all.
  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
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    *crickets*
    How’s the grass?
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    chrisrose9731 wrote: »
    *crickets*
    How’s the grass?

    A little harsh, but if you bubble it through some clear, well-distilled spirits ...

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