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  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Please tell me they're better than humans for keeping their tentacles clean and sanitized.

    Totally read this as...

    Please tell me there are humans better at keeping their testicles clean.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Please tell me they're better than humans for keeping their tentacles clean and sanitized.

    Totally read this as...

    Please tell me there are humans better at keeping their testicles clean.
    😂
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Please tell me they're better than humans for keeping their tentacles clean and sanitized.

    Totally read this as...

    Please tell me there are humans better at keeping their testicles clean.

    But are they though?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
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    Anyone got feels for the reusable qtip?

    If you are seriously asking: I try to be a little bit zero waste and follow a few groups. Reviews on this are not great.

    If not, I got no good jokes. Lame mod....
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
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    Anyone got feels for the reusable qtip?

    If you are seriously asking: I try to be a little bit zero waste and follow a few groups. Reviews on this are not great.

    If not, I got no good jokes. Lame mod....

    Not serious at all. Saw it and thought how weird/odd this seems. Like the concept probably isn't executed very well.
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
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    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    ytpmdflyo4zx.jpg

    Anyone got feels for the reusable qtip?

    If you are seriously asking: I try to be a little bit zero waste and follow a few groups. Reviews on this are not great.

    If not, I got no good jokes. Lame mod....

    Not serious at all. Saw it and thought how weird/odd this seems. Like the concept probably isn't executed very well.

    maybe make a metal or strong plastic rod with replaceable cotton tips. Probably cost prohibitive for mass production though. Plus who wants to squeeze a dirty q-tip head to unscrew it after use. I'll go back to not inventing things now.
  • chris180chris
    chris180chris Posts: 9 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    ladies of mfp

    would you prefer him to be overly toxic or kinda a doormat?

    (no in betweens & honest answers only pls im trynna see something)

    That depends, you want sex or love?
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
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    chris180chris wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies of mfp

    would you prefer him to be overly toxic or kinda a doormat?

    (no in betweens & honest answers only pls im trynna see something)

    That depends, you want sex or love?
    I want fudge 🤤
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Doormat or toxic? What's the degree of toxicity we're talking about? Just a bad boy kind of a thing but promises to stay in my bed?
    And how far are they willing to go to be my doormat? I have no qualms about having a sugar-daddy, who cooks, cleans, repairs and fixes everything, caters to my every whim, picks up dog poop, pays and paves my way.
    Too little information to make a decision.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,653 Member
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    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    ytpmdflyo4zx.jpg

    Anyone got feels for the reusable qtip?

    If you are seriously asking: I try to be a little bit zero waste and follow a few groups. Reviews on this are not great.

    If not, I got no good jokes. Lame mod....

    Not serious at all. Saw it and thought how weird/odd this seems. Like the concept probably isn't executed very well.

    maybe make a metal or strong plastic rod with replaceable cotton tips. Probably cost prohibitive for mass production though. Plus who wants to squeeze a dirty q-tip head to unscrew it after use. I'll go back to not inventing things now.

    😂😂😂 listen just imagine if the inventor of the shamwow had given up...now back to the drawing board!
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,653 Member
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    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    Nothing too exciting...sorry for the disappointment 😔
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    Nothing too exciting...sorry for the disappointment 😔

    I beg to differ. That was one of the few infomercials I used to enjoy watching lol

  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,465 Member
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    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    It’s been an hour and a half since you went to google it. Are you coming back or did you end up down the rabbit hole of infomercial videos? Do we need to send help, @ReenieHJ ???
  • acrylicfox
    acrylicfox Posts: 295 Member
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    Toxic or doormat?

    At least doormats are useful for something.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    It’s been an hour and a half since you went to google it. Are you coming back or did you end up down the rabbit hole of infomercial videos? Do we need to send help, @ReenieHJ ???

    Haha Google is like youtube, you go looking for one thing and they suck you right away, then it's dark outside and you think how did that happen?

    But no, I went out for awhile; my sister went for her Covid vaccine today so I went to take care of her dh. Then lunch, and dogs, and more coffee and well, life. :) But now that I've enlightened myself on shamwow, I vaguely remember those. :)
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    Dude back it my sales days I actually spent hours studying that guy 😂... He's awesome!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    Dude back it my sales days I actually spent hours studying that guy 😂... He's awesome!

    [The ShamWow Guy, was arrested in February 2009 after he got into a bloody hotel room fight with a Miami hooker. According to the TV pitchman, he paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," but when he tried to kiss the working girl, she bit his tongue and would not let go. Mister ShamWow responded by repeatedly punching Harris in the face in a bid to free his tongue. While both combatants were arrested for felony battery, prosecutors eventually decided not to pursue charges.]


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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    Dude back it my sales days I actually spent hours studying that guy 😂... He's awesome!

    [The ShamWow Guy, was arrested in February 2009 after he got into a bloody hotel room fight with a Miami hooker. According to the TV pitchman, he paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," but when he tried to kiss the working girl, she bit his tongue and would not let go. Mister ShamWow responded by repeatedly punching Harris in the face in a bid to free his tongue. While both combatants were arrested for felony battery, prosecutors eventually decided not to pursue charges.]


    shlomimugshot1.jpg

    Like I said... Awesome! 😂
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Shamwow?? My google trip of the day....coming up.

    Dude back it my sales days I actually spent hours studying that guy 😂... He's awesome!

    Did you know you can buy a Shamwow mask for only 19.99? Free shipping and just pay 9.95 for the 2nd one. :/

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