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frankwbrown wrote: »@cmsienk, common sense might have told me, had I used it, that @generic_excuse was answering @corinasue1143's question and not yours.
But to add to Cat's answer, I I would suggest taking a ton of old Beatles vinyl records. I bet the Brits aren't aware of this group so popular in the United States in the '60s. You could probably sell those records at a very handsome profit, The money which you could then spend seeing all the sites of London.
Who else has some ideas for @cmsienk?
I think if you will be driving while in London, you should definitely take a boatload of signs that say “keep right”. You are a guest in their country. A good host country would go out of their way to make you feel comfortable. Feel free to demand it.frankwbrown wrote: »It's certainly only a matter of opinion, but whose opinion matters the most? In my experience, it's my opinion that matters the most, because I'm always right and never wrong. I thought I made a mistake once in the last century, but I was mistaken in thinking that. Not sure whether that should or shouldn't count as having been wrong once.
Speaking of experience, as the philosopher/comedian Steven Wright has observed:
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”
What can we do to rectify this problem?
Move to the international date line. Any time you make a mistake, yell “do-over”, step across the line, do it again with the wisdom gained by experience.
While trying to eat within my macro and nutritional goals, I usually come near most of them, but ALWAYS go over on fat. What should I do?
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well paperpudding's question of how much stupidity we should tolerate on the internet didnt get answered either - but I think indirectly it did in self evident form
Re experience - reading is the key to understanding - and now we have google and the big wide web, if you refine your search sufficiently you could read up on any situation and have the understanding of how to deal with it beforehand
If you are still not sure you could practice via those reality games things - there must be one whereby you can set your own scenario and role play against aliens or sims families or suchlike.
Pretend your Mother-in-law is an alien and role play how to deal with unwanted visitors!!
(apologies MIL's -in fact I am one myself
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How does one deal with unwanted visitors? The sort that drop in and just stay and stay.
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corinasue1143 wrote: »While trying to eat within my macro and nutritional goals, I usually come near most of them, but ALWAYS go over on fat. What should I do?
Raise your standards. You must be setting your fat goals too low if you keep going over. Figure out what your average has been the last two weeks, add 10%, and that's your new goal. Once you reach that higher number, add another 10% and keep going.paperpudding wrote: »How does one deal with unwanted visitors? The sort that drop in and just stay and stay.
I've been asking myself this question for the past 21 years. (On a completely unrelated note, my son is now 21 years old, can you believe that?) Usually, I've just spent more time at work to earn money to pay for all the food and other consumables used up by my visitors. I figure eventually I'll come home from work and discover my house is empty, and then I can stop spending so much time at work.
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How is it we had two pages' of responses to this thread this weekend, while some weeks there may be a single response all week?0 -
Our social lives are just so busy, especially during the pandemic. And we are all so busy preparing for our social lives. You know, hair, makeup, shopping for perfect clothes, going out to movies, stores. We just don’t have time.
Will we ever dress up for work again? Or have we gotten so used to working in pajamas that we’ll never recover?0 -
It's not the people who wear pajamas who need to be concerned. My daughter's worn pajamas to school for years now. It's the people who prefer to sleep au naturel who should be worried, because then they run the risk of experiencing the real-life version of the naked-school-dream everybody remembers. Though in some cases, it'd be hard to tell who would be more traumatized: the naked coworker, or all the poor souls who have to SEE the naked coworker who may never recover.
Different societies have different ideas of beauty. In one, being overweight is a sign of a lazy glutton; in another, the fat person is respected for having the wealth to afford indulging. A century ago, women's swimsuits covered the body neck to ankle; today.... If YOU could decide for the world one single standard of beauty, what would you recommend?1 -
Kindness and compassion
What's more beautiful than that?
Oops... I meant that the standard should be that we all should make ourselves perfect and please others even if it takes some plastic surgery to accomplish that perfection.
Why is society so judgemental on our looks rather than focusing on who we are on the inside?1 -
Because those stupid X-ray glasses sold from the back cover of magazines don't bloody work, that's why! (Not that I've actually tried those magazine X-ray glasses. I mean, what possible use could a normal, red-blooded male have for such a thing anyway? Am I right?)
Have you ever purchased something based on a recommendation, then were disappointed with the actual results?0 -
Yes, a diet program. I paid a lot and only my wallet came out lighter in the end.
I interviewed two terrific candidates today either of which would be great team members. HR says I can only choose one. How do I decide?0 -
The better looking one of course! 😋
Isn't it silly, the world today how sometimes our experience and expertise are no longer enough and some companies do focus on appearance and youth and will hire based on those traits rather than someone who should be chosen but maybe a bit older or not as attractive?
If you were a CEO of a large company whose employees deal with the public daily would you rather hire someone who is very attractive, but dumber than a doornail, or someone very experienced, intelligent and professional, but maybe in their fifties and somewhat Nerdy?0 -
beat me to it....
You don't need to decide. You just need to put them together in a "combat arena" (you can devise your own if the Roman Coliseum isn't available). Tell them they must battle one another, with nerf bats, not to the death, but until one is bloody and ready to surrender. This way, you'll know who most wants to join your team.I interviewed two terrific candidates today either of which would be great team members. HR says I can only choose one. How do I decide?
As a CEO, it is always best to hire the person who is dumber than a doornail, or dumber. Otherwise, you risk the danger of that person vying for your own position. How humiliating would it be to hire someone who is better at your job than you are? No, no... much safer to hire the doornob/doornail.FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »If you were a CEO of a large company whose employees deal with the public daily would you rather hire someone who is very attractive, but dumber than a doornail, or someone very experienced, intelligent and professional, but maybe in their fifties and somewhat Nerdy?
I am sick with a cold. I've tried several remedies:- held my breath for 2 minutes
- drank a glass of water while standing on my head
- had several people scare me half out of my wits
- ate two pints of Haagen Dazs ice cream, and I'm about to eat a third
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You don't need to cure your cold - you just need to catch the hiccups. Then try those first three "cures" again; you'll be so pleased when one of them works. Keep eating the ice cream though. It won't hurt either your cold or your hiccups.
My client has asked me to procure four track balls to bring to London, so now I have to hope my Amazon order is delivered when they say it will be (first thing tomorrow morning). My real dilemma is I'm not sure I'll have room in my luggage for everything. Should I plan on bringing a second small bag, or should I try to pare down what I'm bringing? (I could leave behind my workout clothes or tennis shoes.) Thoughts? Suggestions?0 -
If I'm not mistaken, London has a warm sunny climate, much like many areas of the Mediterranean. So the first thing you can do is ditch any rain parka or umbrella you were intending to bring. Secondly, due to the stable moderate temperature, you only need one light summer outfit, or possibly a second outfit just for a change. Alternatively, don't bring any extra clothes at all, and buy them once you arrive. Since you won't be returning with the track balls, you'll have plenty of room in your luggage.
I'm trying to catch the hiccups. Are they contagious? Is there a trick to catching them when you're all by yourself?1 -
Hiccups are caused when a muscle in the chest called the diaphragm begins to twitch uncontrollably, often caused by a jolt to the stomach cavity or sudden intake of air due to being frightened. This leads to two obvious methods:
- Give yourself the Heimlich maneuver by walking into the corner of the kitchen counter, or...
- Scare yourself silly. The easiest method is to look at your bank account statement to see what the balance of your checking account reads. (At least it works for me... YMMV.)
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I think we should keep it checking account on the premise I have to apparently keep checking it to make sure the bank employees aren't screwing up. Had a $500+ charge taken out twice due to an employee entering a the wrong acct number in (hitting a 2 instead of a 5) and most recently Ive had charges of mine not coming out until weeks later. Might as well go back to keeping a register book at this point so I know what really going on in my acct.
I think I've been calling my neighbor by the wrong name. We get along pretty well and have talked a few times but my oldest just informed me I have been calling her by the wrong name. Then he backed tracked and said maybe her name was the one I've been calling her and he's wrong. My first thought was to never have another interaction with this person ever again but that seems unrealistic. What is the best way to figure out this poor ladies name without further embarrassing myself?0 -
Situations like this are why God created Google. Cyberstalking isn't just for thieves and criminals; it's original purpose was for innocent folks who just need a memory jog about names of neighbors, that one song from your favorite rock band, and who is the current President. (Am I the only one who's unsure?) Just remember that Google sometimes doesn't take into account what year it is, and you may discover your neighbor is named Bruce, only to realize belatedly that Bruce moved away 50 years ago when your female neighbor reacts strangely to being called by that name.
Tomorrow is my birthday. I've become bored with the traditional ways of celebrating (hosting a pizza party, drinking myself into oblivion, rearranging my sock drawer). What are some innovative ways to commemorate turning 45?0 -
Call her Ralph. When she corrects you, you’ll know. She’ll also know you’re crazy.
I need my lawn mowed. I can’t do it. I asked the man mowing my neighbors yard how much he would charge. He said $90 for the front yard only. I figure that’s 10 minutes work. Is that too high? How can I get it done cheaper?
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Daaang... What is he a lawn surgeon?!! I think you're better off hiring a real surgeon to take care of those cosmetic flaws you've been debating about...Two birds! 🐦🐦👍
It's June and freezing outside! The cold, grey weather makes me feel lazy and almost lethargic! What can I do to counteract the grey sky blues and get my booty active during these cold dreery days?0 -
Looks like we skipped over you - and on your almost birthday. I suggest 45 marathons in 45 days to celebrate your 45th. Think how buff you'll be after.Tomorrow is my birthday. I've become bored with the traditional ways of celebrating (hosting a pizza party, drinking myself into oblivion, rearranging my sock drawer). What are some innovative ways to commemorate turning 45?
Please see above 👆FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »It's June and freezing outside! The cold, grey weather makes me feel lazy and almost lethargic! What can I do to counteract the grey sky blues and get my booty active during these cold dreery days?
Taking off for London now. Those track balls came in. (You thought I was kidding, didn't you.)When I leave London at the end of the week, I'll have extra space in my luggage. What should I bring back with me?
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Tomorrow is my birthday. I've become bored with the traditional ways of celebrating (hosting a pizza party, drinking myself into oblivion, rearranging my sock drawer). What are some innovative ways to commemorate turning 45?
Well let's see there's backpacking across the Bad Lands, sailing up/down the Mississippi, paragliding the Sedona Red Rocks, check out one of the deadliest places on Earth like Snake Island, go wandering/missing in a National Park, get abducted by aliens... I mean really the possibilities are endless. Happy Birthday Early 🥳FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »It's June and freezing outside! The cold, grey weather makes me feel lazy and almost lethargic! What can I do to counteract the grey sky blues and get my booty active during these cold dreery days?
Put all the caffeine you have in all the forms (soda, chocolate, coffee, supplements, energy drinks, etc) into a blinder. Mix it all together and no more drowsy, infact you might be up for days even! Think of everything you'll get done. [If this were a commercial this is where that voice comes up and speaks super quickly and slides death in a possible side effect.]0 -
Beat you by this much...🤏
So... taking off for London now. Those track balls came in. (You thought I was kidding, didn't you.)When I leave London at the end of the week, I'll have extra space in my luggage (because I am not bringing those track balls back with me). What should I bring back instead?1 -
Taking off for London now. Those track balls came in. (You thought I was kidding, didn't you.) When I leave London at the end of the week, I'll have extra space in my luggage. What should I bring back with me?
Damn @cmsienk we gotta stop meeting like this 😭🤣
Everything you can fit from the hotel of course. Notice I didn't just mention hotel room. No thats amateur hour. I talking anything not glued down around the hotel itself too...
I used to tan easily when I was a kid. Why is it now I just burn then it peels and I'm pale white again?0 -
Might you have Irish skin like me and have to use 100 SPF and a hat? Maybe you should live underground and avoid the sun altogether?
Why did my last answer post so late after many other posts?0 -
There are gremlins in cyber space and they have fun holding back posts on the internet, electronic pays, emails to relatives etc etc so they can laugh at humans getting upset by their posts not being posted, their letter at relatives not arriving, their pay not being in their account....
Nice day here, I should be in my garden doing some weeding - but such a boring tedious task. How can I make it more fun and/or speed it up?0 -
I have read this suggestion on another site so the answer really isn't mine. Do you know anyone in prison? Can you get them to call you and loudly tell you to stay out of the garden and not dig it whatso ever. That is where the bodies or millions are buried. The police/ FBI will arrive and do all the work for you. Or failing that if you don't know anyone. Let it turn back into nature. Tell everyone your saving the planet but encouraging bees.
I've recently had an operation on my mouth . All teeth had to be taken out.
I am so over eating only soups and eggs but soft food for the next three months. . What else can I do to encourage my appetite ?
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(My buddy had all the teeth in his jaw removed a couple years ago. With few exceptions, he's able to eat today everything he used to before, so hang in there.)
You think you asked just a single question, when really you asked two: How can I encourage my hands to put food into my mouth, and once there how can I encourage my mouth to swallow it? I'll let somebody else answer the first question, but for the second part, the answer is simple: hot sauce. I'm not talking about simple Tabasco; we're talking industrial strength, military-grade hot sauce, where ghost peppers are merely the appetizer. The hotter the food, the less time it'll spend in your mouth, as you won't be able to swallow it fast enough!
Now, somebody else answer the first half of @sandejones question: How can she encourage her hands to place boring, unappetizing food into her mouth?1 -
I saw a video of someone using a large rubber band to strap a cookie to their nose as they ate a salad. Maybe it's all about tricking the senses? Or if she means that they need that satisfaction of the crunch in their mouth maybe pop rocks would be a close sensation to that? I mean I guess it's worth the try.
Why does it seem like things always go wrong at once? It's never just "oh my air fryer died" it's "oh great my air fryer died, my oven temp gauge stopped working, and my dishwasher started leaking". Sometimes it truly feels like a Truman Show situation, where things are being controlled to make me go crazy!0 -
(LOVE the Truman Show!)
You are experiencing the real-life equivalent to a thorough workout. When you exercise you typically don't just work a single muscle, but multiple, either at once or in close-timed sequence. Net result is your entire body becomes stronger. So when multiple life events happen together, it's the world giving you a different type of workout, where you get the chance to improve your patience, resiliency, checkbook discipline, time discipline, vocabulary and more, all at the same time! Rejoice in these moments, because you will come out the other side stronger and better prepared to enjoy life! (Either that or you'll be broke and broken, but we take that same risk at the gym, and it doesn't stop us from going there now, does it?)
So often when you hire a contractor to come to your house, or visit a doctor's office, you have to wait for them to be ready to help you, and that's on top of the days/weeks you had to wait for an appointment to open up. Yet when the bill comes in the mail, they expect immediate payment. If I have to wait for them, I figure they should have to wait for me. How long is appropriate to delay payment if I had to, for example, wait 3 weeks for an appointment and then sat in the waiting room for 90 minutes?0 -
What if instead of having to delay payment to them but also before you pay them you were to make up your own invoice for having to work around their schedule? I mean it seems only fair. Then your bill to them would essentially be deducted for your bill and everyone wins, right? Genius idea if you ask me!
Why do some men who body build wear super tight shirts? I've never understood this. I mean they work hard for their muscles and perhaps want to show them off, that I get. But the super tight shirts look terribly uncomfortable... that's all I see when I see them, a walking case of claustrophobia. It always looks like if they drop something they might split their shirt picking it up.0 -
It's not their fault. They cannot find shirts to accommodate their rippling muscles. I hadn't realized it until you pointed it out, but this poor group of humans is being discriminated against by the clothing industry, and we need to rectify this immediately. I'll start working on the first benefit fundraiser; perhaps one of you would like to organize the million muscles march on the capitol.
The coffee here is horrendous. What's a good substitute morning drink? So far I've tried orange juice and water, but neither one is a good coffee replacement.
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Have you heard how wine improves in taste simply by sitting around for a while, with some of the best wines in the world having been bottled decades ago? Did you know the same principle applies to coffee? Your mistake is trying to drink the coffee immediately after it's brewed. Sometimes you can get away with this; other times, you must let the coffee breathe and age a little to enhance the flavor. I recommend brewing the coffee the night before, let it sit overnight, and then when you drink it in the morning it should be better. If this is not an option because the coffee is brewed by the hotel itself, not in your room, then consider making it Irish Coffee by adding a bit of whiskey before you chug.
Walking by the break room, I noticed a commercial on the television advertising breakfast items. I immediately could smell the food, taste the food, wanted the food, simply because I saw the food. How is this possible, since the food is obviously not here?0
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