Ever faked an "O"

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  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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    Nope. When I was tired a lot and the kids were young we just didn't have sex until there was time to do it right.

    Also, can some guys really not tell? :huh:

    I can... her's grabs me like a facehugger.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!. No need to fake anything you should have. Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.


    Oh. Crap. Is there a way to rescind a FR?
  • RobbinRL
    RobbinRL Posts: 76
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    Nope............................................................................................
  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
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    My wife always fakes hers.

    If she's in a good mood, she'll fake after 10 minutes. If I've pissed her off recently. she waits till I've got a cramp in my neck and I can no longer feel my lips and tongue.

    I like your wife. She should offer lessons to teach her techniques.
  • RobbinRL
    RobbinRL Posts: 76
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    I def just stared at this for a good 3 minutes ! WTF?

    Yeah. That was the only thing I could thing of to contribute to this topic. - Team Penis
    WTF is right............LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    I was going to say you have no choice but then I remembered I'm already taken.. bugger!
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    I did when I was younger and men's egos were important to me. I thought I was a freak because I couldn't O through intercourse alone. Now I know that it's about 75% of women who can't, and that there's a physiological reason for it (it has to do with the distance of the *kitten* from the vagina - if it's greater than 1.25" then you're out of luck).

    It also seems like guys know more about how women's bodies work nowadays than they did 20 or 30 years ago so they don't need as much coaching. We can probably thank the internet for that.
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
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    Nope. When I was tired a lot and the kids were young we just didn't have sex until there was time to do it right.

    Also, can some guys really not tell? :huh:

    I can... her's grabs me like a facehugger.
    Yup I always got the best hug of my life + a lil nail action, when she would cum....no hidding it or faking it atlast in my situation
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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    LOL As if we cared if you did or not.
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  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
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    I did when I was younger and men's egos were important to me. I thought I was a freak because I couldn't O through intercourse alone. Now I know that it's about 75% of women who can't, and that there's a physiological reason for it (it has to do with the distance of the *kitten* from the vagina - if it's greater than 1.25" then you're out of luck).

    It also seems like guys know more about how women's bodies work nowadays than they did 20 or 30 years ago so they don't need as much coaching. We can probably thank the internet for that.

    That's why different positions/ different body parts are key!
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
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    Stop the theatrics and just make me a sandwich.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    This is the funniest day of my life.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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    Only with myself!
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
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    Stop the theatrics and just make me a sandwich.

    Here's your samwhich thank you cum again :P
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    Women who fake orgasms are the reason so many men expect it to happen as easily for us as it does for them. Stop the faking, Ladies. Just stop.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    A lady never fakes an "O" and tells.
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:

    How do you feel about polygamy and sharing?
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:

    I forgot husband wouldn't like extra men about .. maybe if you are female he'll be ok lol.
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